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White Sox, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls (ie perpetual state of suffering). Dad and husband. Simpsons references appreciated and encouraged. He/him
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Stellar AB by Vaughn there

God, Headstrong by Trapt is the most dumbass/nothing song ever. It's playing on the radio right now and it's just the worst.

Holy shit. He was pretty damn good for us in '08. Very sad.

Happy Rex Banner Day!

It's really embarrassing how much his supporters fawn over him. "That big long beautiful signature". For real, WTF

Twins blasted Murfee like he was Murphy in Robocop

Fuck the T___S forever and always. #SoxWin

"This should be a good at bat for Beni"... Immediately pops out

Link: Chris Pratt Ganondorf: The Rock Zelda: Gal Gadot The ocarina: Voiced by Jack Black Chain Chomp: Awkwafina Captain Flacon (in a post credit scene that teases Super Smash Bros): Chris Evans The Rizzler, as himself Directed by Colin Trevorrow, produced by the Russo Brothers

The White Sox are the best MLB team in the city? Many people are saying this...

The White Sox won a game in which both Tim Anderson and Yoán Moncada played for the first time since Sept. 28, 2023

White Sox

I am so sorry to doubt

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

Who is more of a liability: Vaughn or Benintendi?

Wait, they actually won a challenge? They can do that? Sorry, still traumatized by the Grifol years

Austin Slater

Austin Slater, welcome to the club

You can never make me hate Tim Anderson. The Field of Dreams game was an all-timer. He deserves a comeback

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BREAKING: Wallace Shawn will return as Vizzini in Avengers: Doomsday

Musk realizing he wasn't part of the group chat

Me in the national security war plans group chat

What a way to lose a streak... Wordle 1,370 X/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ White Sox #199 🟡🟡🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

Facebook AI really trying here:

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ White Sox #197 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

There are no words in the English language sufficient to describe how heartburstingly angry I am at the 8 traitors who just sold us all down the river. It is our job as Americans to make sure they can NEVER appear in public life EVER again. Die wretched and alone, unloved by your country.