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miles.nyc
biking straight into your windshield out of spite. waking up every day and choosing to be gay. sneaking food into regal essex crossing. free palestine
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have we considered a median in the middle of the second ave?

she's kind of like my warlock patron m.youtube.com/watch?v=6g0c...

Andrew Cuomo only moved to New York City at the end of 2024 and I do not understand why this isn't a much bigger issue beyond one or two of his opponents bringing it up now and then.

because eric adams has to punish immigrants as aggressively as possible if he wants to stay out of jail

saving this for hilarious future use

ok soooooo

so much cellar door prosody happening in the phrase "zerg swarm"

this is absolutely because they think that HIV kills “undesirables” and want to bring back Reagan-level deaths

half a pound of mozzzarella + can of diet coke = easy paleo lunch

Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good

island life

thrilling to watch media people melt down because one (1) beloved white woman is on the right side of history and they can't figure out how to fault her for caring about children being killed bc children is her whole thing

du du du max verstappen 🩵

barcelona looks better already but it also looks a little like if mercedes is fine ferrari will be in hell, they just switch off on which team is miserable

In response to increased NYPD hostility to bikes, Critical Mass is back! www.instagram.com/p/DKKNsahNfi...

who's going to critical mass at union sq 🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲

9 year old student of mine, welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social

did you pray today

We talked to two of the organizers of tonight's Critical Mass bike protest about the NYPD's crackdown on cyclists—especially e-bike riders: "They want to deflect from the fact that so many cars are killing people and they don't want to confront the reality of changing all of this public space."

Auto drivers are licensed; you let them walk away from serious/fatal crashes with no charges. I could provide a list of suspects who you allowed to lie to escape consequences So which is it? There should be consequences for imagined harm but not real harm, or there should be no consequences?

what's goins on with illinois

We’re fixing Atlantic Avenue! This is what a comprehensive community-led rezoning looks like 🏠

kylie minogue

[Alt text] Post by a Chinese international student in the US: “suddenly realized I’m about to have two regimes monitoring my social media lol”

"bsky is dead!" okay great this is my diary and none of you are supposed to be reading it anyway

hello little gay people in my phone who need to see the stupid straw hat i wear everywhere

nothing else feels the same as stubbing your toe really hard

when i am train imperator NOTHING will stop at secaucus. the main/bergen trains will stop at hoboken before proceeding under the hudson

the 35 gallon bin i ordered from dsny a few weeks ago hasn't shipped. i only ordered it because when we texted our landlord that she was getting fines she did not reply

listening to this whole album to punish myself www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBE6...

As you can see in the video, the child ran right into the bike lane from behind the parked cars. The cyclist didn’t do anything wrong. However, you can see from the design of the lane that the cyclist was riding a bit further to the right than they otherwise would, to avoid some sort of grate that…

In 1959, it cost $2.45 to travel the Mass Turnpike from New York to Route 128. www.ebay.com/itm/37456503... Adjusted for inflation, it would cost $27.10. Today, that same trip, covering 120 miles, costs just $4.25, 3.5¢ per mile.

Manhattan bird lovers plan to turn Broadway malls into avian oases https://gothamist.com/news/manhattan-bird-lovers-plan-to-turn-broadway-malls-into-avian-oases

YES IT'S POSSIBLE we're closing in on the douchebag

is that good www.wsj.com/opinion/can-...

here’s an idea: give them all social credit scores

okay HIIIIIIII hey hello

i have contracted the nymphowars interns to cater my wedding