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milesjbuergin.bsky.social
Enthusiast. Former Big J Journo. PR.
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WELCOME TO BLUE SKY (I haven’t used this in a year)

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Happy New

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Imagine if Bluesky was an air based platform. Where you can only use it if you’re on a plane.

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Oh my god! "To Serve Cunt," it's... it's a COOKBOOK!!

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still my favorite diversity indicator

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All I’ve had today is coffee and an attitude.

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Made the mistake of running an errand today, immediately regretted it. Stay inside. Lock the doors. Board up the windows.

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Can I say it? Okay I’ll say it. Elf is a fucking stupid movie.

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I made a drum beat in GarageBand on my phone to just feel something

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I get harder than Homelander over a cold glass of milk.

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Congressman 101

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I was 8 years-old. I remember waking up that morning and my brothers were all in my parents bed watching the news. Then we went to school. I was in third grade so we just colored all day. We then got the rest of the day off.

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Shit posting? You mean bio-solid boasting

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how about a microwave that reaches zero and doesn’t make a big damn deal about it, how about that

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I’ll find the cure of my depression in this Family Dollar.

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It’s the perfect night to disassociate (respectfully)

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Life is just sitting in one place and wanting to sit in another.

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greta thunburg: i believe we should do something about the environment, and perhaps free palestine average conservative seeing that statement: i see pure red and would likely murder if i had the chance

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The most ego-driven thing you can do is practice your autograph.

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“SOURCE?!” is the new “SHE’S A WITCH!!”

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The same kids that ate playdoh as children have grown up to be lobbyists.

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"I don't care what anyone thinks about me" oh that's cool I need everyone I've ever met to like me better than anyone else on earth actually but yeah your thing is cool too

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Life is all just death, taxes, and Toyotathons.

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As a reminder, Reno had the original sphere.

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In a former life.

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Today my Daily Mail-reading father-in-law asked me if it I was worried about making comedy “because of all the wokeism” and I realised that “cancel culture” doesn’t worry comedians, because they’d just write different jokes; it worries columnists who will have to think about what they write.

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Why is doing nothing so addicting?

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Ham is delicious and also endlessly fuckable so ham is the greatest thing ever imho.

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Abraham Link In Bio

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"ABORTION, POT, AND TRANS RIGHTS MR PRESIDENT"

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Anal is a pain in the ass

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me: *using the wand attachment on an upright vacuum* vacuum: YOU WANT I SHOULD BANG INTO ANKLE?? me: no vacuum, please don’t vacuum: OK WHAT ABOUT NOW? BANG INTO ANKLE??

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