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I am a bad decision generator.
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One day in 1998 an LAPD officer went home and told his wife that he had to shoot a chimpanzee. "You know, Gordy from 'Gordy's Home?'" "I fucking killed Gordy..." It's like saying you had to shoot the baby dinosaur from Dinosaurs.

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BUDWEISER FROG #1: budd BUDWEISER FROG #2: dwy BUDWEISER FROG #3: er

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The BTK Griller. Is that a good restaurant name? Is anyone doing anything with that?

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I have 30ft Sentinels in my neighborhood announcing that Project 2025 has commenced.

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FREE MANGIONE

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Comic Book Pros shared this just now on Instagram and I thought it was worth a look here, too. I remember when this was in NEW MUTANTS. Well, I remember that it was. The rest is a bit sketchy. But wow, how timely a metaphor is this even now after all these years?

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I just had a revalation that Army cadences now incorporate the "we bring the boom" into their routine. I am glad I never pursued Drill Sergeant.

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Breaking News: Police believe that the suspect in the killing of health insurance executive Brian Thompson has uploaded himself to the Dark Web and become a being of pure information, a “ghost in the machine”

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Eminescence. It's that a thing we should start looking in to?

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gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

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Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Broaden your horizons… you won't regret it.

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That thing TikTok chefs do where they drag the knife over the crust to show how crispy it is, but it’s across my delicious callouses.

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getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook

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For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.

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sex gifs

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this is what reading the news feels like

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"Buy it?" Scarlett, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I bought the zoo thirty-five minutes ago.

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I'm aging like a fine wine, horizontally in the dark

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Job hunting is a lot like being an ugly guy on grindr. You send out a hundred applications, get a few hits back, and the one you end up with is just enough to hold you over until a better one comes along.

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