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Bluesky is the first social medium where I'll never see the web browser version

The opps edited your Wikipedia page to the past tense. It's over.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Here is a medical marijuana card'

I will be muttering "we are currently clean on OPSEC" to myself for many happy years to come

God I can't wait to microwave this left over fish at work tomorrow

You must be allergic to something in The Cream

I'm drinking a #beer

Chlorine swimming pool flavored 1G vape cart ($60)

I'm drinking a #beer

Bro last night we got euchred

I'm enjoying a nice, relaxing #beer

Smoking on that shit that makes you inept

The state of Utah is a polycule

Firefox is now pushing biweekly updates. Is this really necessary? Figure your shit out

IMO the biggest difficulty in learning & studying guitar is how easy it is to learn to run before you can crawl on the instrument

Fuck magnetized screwdrivers

Wow, your strava game is strong! Let me know if you want to hop off that living room trainer and go for a bike ride.

In space, no one can hear you masturbate