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Life advice: If you ever ask a bartender for a cocktail and they give any resistance, order something else. They doubt their skills or ingredients to make it satisfying for you. Any argument at this point is folly.

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South Florida has a much different definition of Dive Bar than the Midwest, that's for sure.

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The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.

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i am beyond delighted to announce to the bluesky world in general (and to unicam heads in particular) that i have located the long-lost gif of ernie chambers elbowing chris beutler off his microphone in the #neleg

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It's amazing how much my time in therapy comes to be useful in my life overall. Some guy at this bar said the bartender could take something up the ass as he left. Another patron got upset about this. Explained to him that he was just upset and it had nothing to do with anyone other than himself.

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@raygunsite.com Need a blue hat embroidered with "America Was Great Until Trump" Because this is how all Americans should feel.

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"That's why we had to stop serving Billy Rumple Mintz at Lucky's." - Overhead at a bar.

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I follow these fusion energy breakthroughs because they're they only thing that really gives me hope for the future. Imagine electricity being ubiquitous and inexpensive.

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Spent my one flight watching the David Sedaris Masterclass series. So that was time well spent. Inspiring. I really need to buckle down and set up a work schedule for myself so that I can eventually 'retire' and support myself by writing and other creative outlets.

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I had to get this out of my head. Now it's in yours. We Didn't You Belong To Start The Fire Me. Still glad I don't have TikTok.

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Now I have We Didn't Start The Fire lyrics to the tune of You Belong With Me stuck in my head.

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Am I the only one who gets Adventure Rocketship by Robyn Hitchcock stuck in my head constantly?

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This is a concentration camp. They are describing a concentration camp.

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First time in Florida. My Lyft driver was Dominican. He didn't speak a lot of English but he said he got here two months ago. Good driver. "Okay I go fast?" Two minutes later, "This okay fast, you drive like me." We were going a steady 80 and were being passed. Nice flat Interstate.

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Apparently I gotta figure out my Zepbound prescription when I get back from my vacation. Honestly I have been really lazy about it and plateaued at 7.5mg and roughly 340. Still 340 without any effort even though I haven't weighed myself in two months. I need to get into an effort mindset.

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Make America Great Again* *Great meaning Not Embarrassing. Guess we have to wait four years to start on that though.

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Trump during campaign: Starting the day I take the Oath of Office I will rapidly drive prices down Trump today: Inflation is back...I had nothing to do with it

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So MAGA got all upset about a replay of an eight year old joke? Of course they did.

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I expected a lot of "Who is Brittany Howard?" posts due to SNL over the weekend and am actually quite happy to report I didn't see one. That woman is a national treasure.

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OMG I WAS DOING A GOVERNMENT AUDIT OF THEIR SYSTEMS AND THERES SO MUCH ACTIVITY FROM JANUARY 1ST, 1970 AT MIDNIGHT, EXACTLY!

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Just make your own food, obviously. Grow it in the backyard. Build your own mill. CRUSH THOSE GRAINS FOR YOUR DAILY BREAD, PEASANTS.

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I know this is an old comic, but this really is as pure MAGA as it gets. Someone who claims to believe in the Bible but either hasn't read or understood any of it getting all in their feelings about their own hypocrisy. Not to mention not understanding the US or why they feel such rabid ownership.

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If you ever post "So why is it that us really smart people have problems with X?" You're going to get a lot of people who don't actually qualify posting nonsense.

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Seems to me that AI should be used to figure out genealogy. It's mostly just going over old records, most of which has been digitized by this point. Is anyone working this angle?

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Was talking to my therapist today about the podcast I am semi regularly on and mentioned how it's awesome when the fans mention me. Which then he said "Oh, so you have fans." Fuck. I have fans. I don't know what to do with this information. Panic. Disco? No. Just panic.

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I'm bringing back "your mom" as just a general phrase. Because you can say it to any jagweed on Facebook and it's not an insult... it's just saying "your mom". It's pretty much just a noun.

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Every time I open this app you all keep telling me I will die if I approach an airplane. But it's -10 here and 80 in Florida. I will chance it.

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That’s the problem. We’ve been standing by for too long.

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Canada and Mexico should just vote to change North America to something else, just to be petty.

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SNL Music 50th was enjoyable. Some good comedy bits in there. You can skip most musical performances, if you're not into them, otherwise it's a very long watch. There are some things in there that were very unexpected, so check it out if you're into music or comedy.

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“The reason we face the worst is because it helps us imagine the best.” What a fantastic, hopeful read. Treat yourself to this, and then spread it around.

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Craft beer is a great community, however it seems the craft beer movement in the US, at least, is dead or dying quickly. What the future holds, I'm not sure. I just know we ultimately got what we wanted. A lot of options. And that's not a bad thing.

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I often wonder what's a political party foundation for everyone? What can everyone get on board with? 1) There needs to be at least 5 candidates for every election. Laws that favor party dominance are verboten. 2) ???

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