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new pfp 💅🏻

shopping for a curling iron and coming to the realization that there's a 100% chance i will end up with multiple burns

having the audacity to cast yourself as a college freshman when you're 31 is gay culture 💅🏻

the fire has a right to defend itself

BITS OF GLASS MUFFINS

an hour into the work day and i've already been pulled away from my power apps project 3 times by coworkers who just came by to chat. but tell me more about how wfh is less productive.

garrett wareing 👀

Lori: "...And I’m just happy to be at the table. I love you...except you Kate, you voted for Trump"

won't somebody think of the verizon executives who retired over a decade early??

i was not ready for the new robert irwin photos 👀

binge watched big boys today. i was not emotionally prepared for that.

every fucking time

just had to fill out a questionnaire for a pre-op appointment and i'm amused that they didn't know my sexual orientation and just guessed bisexual. was that based on the number of piercings i have or

this sucks we can't even have "trains run on time" fascists we gotta have "semiweekly plane crashes" ones

moving my alarms 20 minutes earlier this week to start preparing for DST #DSPDProblems

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

mondays are homophobic

i'm starting to think we're not gonna get cheaper eggs

A Message to Artists, Climate Activists, Feminists, Hacktivists, Independent Journalists, Leftists, LGBTQ+ Communities, Minorities, Neurodivergent Individuals, Progressive Commentators, and Teachers. 🧵

i want to say this without invalidating people's legitimate fears- yes, things are bleak for many of us right now. no, you're not overreacting. not all of us will survive. that said, doomsaying is a dead end i care about what i can still do, what might still work, not capitulating to helplessness

i just hope the senate parliamentarian can save us 🤞🏻

what the fuck is amazon haul

today in "being a data analyst doesn't suck": people who aren't familiar with SQL/advanced excel formulas often vastly overestimate the time it takes to do a task my boss just told me not to worry about anything else this week so i can focus on a report that will take me ~30 minutes to produce

binge watched squid game season 2 and had intense nightmares oops

i'm here i guess