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If you grew up as a male in america in the 60's there were 3 famous heroes that we learned how to fight from. First there was James West, then Batman and Robin took over for mid training and last and certainly not least James T Kirk to finish our training. We were unstoppable.

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I proclaim that Buffalo Bill will now and forever be known as Bison Bill because buffaloes live in Africa. So let it be written, so let it be done.

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Preemptive St. Patty's day joke: 3 Irishmen walk out of a pub sober...hey it could happen,

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Another plane burning in america. bravo donnie bravo.

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I think andrew tate and his simp ass brother needs to meet women like Lorena Bobbitt. She'll cut your fucking dick off asshole. It would be an improvement.

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5 things I did at work today 1.Clock in and get coffee on way to desk. 2.Zone out until about 10am. 3.Surf internet porn, maybe rub one out before lunch. 4.2 hour lunch, 3 drink minimum. 5.Power nap from 2-5pm. Clock out.

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I have question for the felon: does sucking putin's cock mean you'll be sending american troops to fight for the commie pig?

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If all you maga fucks think all the world leaders look at trump with admiration and respect you're as big a fucking idiot as he is. They laugh at the painted clown and hope he doesn't shit all over the room.

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Putin needs trump because that stupid commie doesn't know how to run a fucking war, his strategy of: Throwing raw eggs at brickwall, the eggs are strong, the wall will break. And trumps like yup, yup, yup and we'll send you those eggs, we don't need no stinking eggs. Fuck Trump.

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In response to trumps insane budget: DO NOT FILE YOUR TAXES FOR 4 YEARS. When that cancer has been removed from the white house then file your returns, I'm sure the IRS will understand unless he fired them all.

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Kash Patel: Subhuman from the Sub Continent.

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I think it's funny that you all are surprised that trump is lying to you...as if 34 felony convictions don't establish a pattern of behavior. Hey Maga Morons, get a dna test because the only way shit for brains could fool einsteins like you is if you're all neaderthals.

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I think it's great that florida is getting hammered by Climate Change...you can't buy flood insurance here so why invest your life into a house that you'll lose in the next Cat. 5 hurricane. Flee Florida Now.

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If I ever win the powerball lottery I'm going to hire 12 strong men to reassign andrew tate and his brothers gender.

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And the lord god Milo proclaimed: Let them eat roaches, and they did, oh how they feasted and soon enough they were blazed.

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Do we have to change the name of our country to: The Commie States of america? or is this just a rabid dog that needs to be well what you do to rabid dogs.

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Andrew Tate is an ignorant pig. He knows absolutely shit about biology...he was in mysoginists class that year. If he paid attention he would know that his gender was crafted by mother nature to be a sperm donor, nothing more, your penis is just a 'specialized' clitoris. suck it.

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Just like Sauron, trump is drawing all evil forces to himself. Andrew Tate...'specialized' female.

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Wouldn't that be funny if some pissed off good man shoved andrew tate into a light socket? I think that would be hilarious.

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What men like Andrew Tate don't seem to realize is that men are nothing more than 'specialized' women. Ask any biology teacher.

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If I had to chose between Vlad Putin and Vlad Dracula I would chose the vampire over the savage asshole any fucking day of the week.

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Hey President Z, I suggest you carry a geiger counter with you for any radiological surprises that old shit for brains might have in store for you.

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I just figured what cartoon character that looks like the fucking fbi director. Appointed by a convicted felon...anyway that mole rat looking fucker looks alot like Morroco Mole from Secret Squirrel...How fucking cliche.

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I've decided to put what limited funds I have into the following investment opportunities. 1. Kiva: This site provides low interest micro loans to 3rd world farmers to buy chickens and goats to live better. 2. Industrial Bamboo: 4 harvests a year...it's grass. 3. Cannabis.

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If President Z expects that orange pile of shit to honor any deals he's a fool.

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These celeb women slay me. Everything about them revolves around the Fan club card, that is the key to the kingdom. Not like you'll meet them for dinner, more like you stand in line like at comic con, she signs a head shot, may look you in the face...next. Fuck that.

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Why do celebs think that the solution to everyone's financial problems is to invest in bitcoin...are you kidding me? Seems like all the 'algorithms' point in that direction. I don't believe you can conjure something out of thin air and claim it's real just because a bunch of rich idiots think so.

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I think it's great that bmw is developing the hydrogen fuel engine. E cars are still great, these other green systems are welcome too, still a place for oil, just not for passenger cars. Soon oil will only be used for lubrication and this reporter can't wait.

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I've always loved cooking shows, Graham Kerr, the Galloping Gourmet was my first, he was so cool, and he would be so loaded by the time he sat down to eat. Good times.

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It is hilarious how there's a group of stupid monkeys chosen by the rest of the stupid monkeys to make control laws to herd said monkeys which is as easy as herding pigs and cats, which can't be done, but it is hilarious to watch.

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What sapiens fail to remember is that we evolved with a fight or flight response to external threats, not stand there calmly while your world turns to shit. We're wild animals, we can't be controlled by your stupid laws.

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Do I have to address my fellow americans as 'Comrade' now in this Age of Commie Bullshit?

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This is a warning to all the young men hell bent on traumatic brain injury before you're 35, no one ever got brain damage at chess club.

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Kash Patel, america's favorite law monkey.

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Being a porch pirate is a hit or miss job. Last package got stolen off my porch was some strike anywhere matches so I hope he lights alot of fucking candles. Beggars stealing from beggars...ain't this american shithole grand.

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The resemblance of donald trump and elon musk to Saruman and Wormtongue is just uncanny. It's like we're living through the Lord of the Rings, Prez Z is Aragorn, putin is Sauron the Evil one and the US has proved to be Mordor.

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RIP Gene Hackman, you will be missed.

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Just heard the greatest thing. Canada doesn't want any more of those Tesla Douche Panzers in their country. LOL

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Does anyone know about our medicaid. when shitbag returns the stolen funds will we have to reapply and wait 2 years to get our medicaid back? Or are we just fucked as usual?

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I've always prefered train travel to air travel but now the trains are as safe as the planes that fall out of the sky. I conclude that walking is the safest mode of travel now days, if you can afford a bicycle get one.

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President Z, speaking as an indigenous member of america, don't trust donald trump to honor any sort of deal or agreement because as soon as it suits his purpose he will stab you in the back. Trusting donald trump and fascist america will be the biggest mistake of your life. You know i speak truth.

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I'd really like to know who wrote trump's new book, because it sure the fuck wasn't him. I know because it wasn't printed in crayon.

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What people have forgotten about love is this: All Epic Love Stories have started in bars.

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