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some of y'all can't handled 2 high-agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 8 hours ago • 13 comments

Don't BE DISTRACTED they scream at regular people. DISTRACTED FROM WHAT, SENATOR? What's the CONCRETE PLAN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS OFFERED TO STOP PEOPLE FROM LOSING THEIR HEALTHCARE?

submitted 23 hours ago • 34 comments

The soul of an old-school NoSleep creepypasta.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Emperor Palpatine was right: it's really fun sitting around in a robe, watching two dudes try to kill each other

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 1 day ago • 1694 comments

Melvin got drunk, trashed his room, and fell asleep clinging to the toilet.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Mommy, Daddy...the kids don't like it when you fight. Sane, rational, adults do, though, so please have an inter-fascist squabble. Just spare us the makeup sex.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Putin still hasn't remembered Ukrainians were the best soldiers the USSR had in WWII. I hope they keep reminding him until he dies.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterri...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The soundtrack a just beautiful

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself? Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.

submitted 18 days ago • 738 comments

I feel like I need to tape this up at work.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

🤣🤣 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social

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submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Breaking News: Trump Administration announces investigations into Yum! Brands Inc., the parent company of Taco Bell. According to Pat Bondi, Taco Bell must remove the offensive word 'TACO' from their advertising, signs and menus.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Immutable Facts: 1) Chicken thighs are better than chicken breasts. 2) Leeks are underrated. 3) I'm clearly hungry. 4) Joni Ernst is a fascist antediluvian dried up old hag.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Fun fact, did you know donks have a magical button? If you gently tap the top of their head, their ears just magically go back! #minidonks #farmlife

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I don't get people these days. Someone threw away a perfectly good squirrel.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.

submitted 18 days ago • 1075 comments

Huh. I never really noticed until today that Gavin Newsom really resembles the Doctor/Papa from Stranger Things.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

"This is just a distraction from egg prices" will be the last words of a congressional Democrat being led to a firing squad on the South Lawn.

submitted 25 days ago • 45 comments

The Guardians losing 3-0 to Philly is annoying enough, but did Joe Buck have to talk about Kyle Schwarber the entire time?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

“My god, it’s full of stars!” #photography #naturephotography #flowers #bloomscrolling #petunia

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

It's stupid shit like this that makes it almost impossible to get a majority. Yay, clicks and feels! Now pick up a fucking history book, read it, learn from it, and try to craft a useful message that might accomplish something that's not the opposite of what you intend.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The new pope has a math degree which means he's an expert on sin, cosin and tangent

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

It’s time to officially announce the name of tiny duck. I needed an epic name for tiny duck, someone small but mighty, a battler, a legend. Only one name really worked. So, please say hi to Simone Biles the tiny duck. They’re tiny, beautiful, perfect. I love them. #tinyduck

submitted 29 days ago • 13 comments

A few important questions: Will Robert/Leo be issues a new passport with his chosen name? Will he be able to vote if his chosen name doesn’t match his birth certificate? Will he even vote? Will his absentee ballot go to the Vatican?

submitted 29 days ago • 66 comments

I'm 100% showing this to anyone who asks me if I'd like anything for my birthday.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Men. Appreciate the women in your lives. It's not hard to understand. Compared to your existence, they have to endure levels of shit you don't even have to think about.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

If you have no respect for women, you have no respect for yourself, or life itself.

submitted 32 days ago • 10 comments

I was sandwiches to kill me the way God intended, laced with arsenic by a loved one who secretly despises me.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments