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Furano, Mindy
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Men will create an army of robots instead of going to therapy

I need a Toy Story 5 on this bear’s life

I can smell this photo

#SouthernCharm

“They’re probably not even Italian” - my dad’s burn for Italians he doesn’t like

I live in constant fear of being called a “rockstar” in an office setting

Rae Dunn mug font on your cheugy ass tombstone (Just making up fake rap battle lines)

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

I’d like a word with Heather

For the woman, mom, girlfriend or older in your life

Elephants & Tauruses never forget

coworker: “don’t dilly-dally on the way there” the most unrealistic request ever asked of me

I have been crying every night before bed lately, and feel like a baby. Which is interesting because I allegedly hardly cried as an actual baby, and was very chill. It’s never too late to be what you could have been. 🫡

A stick up but it’s me demanding free therapy

Like Cameo but for shame

Kendrick Lamar should provide a service where he outs a sexual predator of your choosing, via a wildly successful song on multiple platforms.

Makes me miss high school

Larry David on his burner account again

When I say I contain multitudes, it just means I have a mental illness that’s going to become apparent to you soon

Using “they contaminate my soul” as a burn now

thank you, temu sponsored post