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minignu.bsky.social
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Why is it a butterfly now, what happen

submitted 424 days ago • 0 comments

Remember, if you see anything suspicious in the airport to just ignore it and not be a fucking narc

submitted 511 days ago • 0 comments

Tesco self check out shat itself the other day I got my entire week's shopping for a fiver without having to do a thing

submitted 521 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

submitted 530 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna be real for a minute *enters 3 dimensional space*

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

Scenes on the other app

submitted 537 days ago • 0 comments

So if there was like, an impending unavoidable apocalypse in 48 hours what are you guys gonna be up to? Like weird horny stuff or are you up for just running around breaking things for funsies.

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby* Beetlejuice handjob Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit Take a vape hit

submitted 541 days ago • 66 comments

Many years ago when I was a young lad there was a guy on the server who'd just pop up and shout "SIXTEEN DICKS" or whatever. Over time it slowly counted down with no seeming rhyme or reason, each increment further from the first. I left that server and found a job but to this day I wonder.

submitted 541 days ago • 1 comment

Suits are so funny man, gotta make sure I'm wearing my business costume, deapite it being hilariously impractical, can't let people think I might be comfortable.

submitted 550 days ago • 1 comment

Being convicted of murder by a jury of your peers is really the ultimate "L+ratio" when you think about it

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments

Wondering if I can say 'yes boss man" to customers at work is it allowed

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

I think it'd be neat if necromancers were a thing actually.

submitted 569 days ago • 0 comments

Peeing in the name of

submitted 571 days ago • 1 comment

Bro i just opened up twitter to find 30 odd people getting angry in my mentions about fucking space marines. And you know what life's too short man.

submitted 574 days ago • 0 comments

"What kind of music are you into" That's a dumb fucking question, ask a better one

submitted 577 days ago • 0 comments

Sir a second rage has hit the dying of the light

submitted 577 days ago • 0 comments

Me counting my chickens: Haha fuck yeah! Yes! Me recounting after they've hatched: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

submitted 585 days ago • 0 comments

You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college

submitted 589 days ago • 0 comments

Me thinking Ryan Gosling looks much older in Barbie than he does usually and remembering that Drive was 12 years ago

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

irony has peaked

submitted 590 days ago • 13 comments