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Female (she/her). Former Minneapolis dweller; now slumming it in Rochester, Minn. Proudly woke. LGBTQ-ally. Survivor of suicide loss. Lover of dogs, world travel, world languages, wine & food. not a doctor.
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America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.

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Imagine a president with so much time on his hands, amid an inflation and cultural war crisis, that his priorities are to rename a body of water, bring back plastic straws that triggered him, and attend the Super Bowl like the flamboyant stunt queen he is. We live in petty, stupid times. 

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Trump forcing himself on Canada to be “his” is so on-brand for this adjudicated rapist.

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“Guys, does my douche-y personality make my douche-y MÄGÄ hat look douche-y?” This guy’s “pick me” vibes going hard…

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Elon Musk, neither confirmed nor elected to any gov’t job, seizes access to sensitive federal data. And just like that, Republicans no longer chant, “But her emails! But…but…her emails!” Fucking MÄGÄ trash.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

DEI strikes again. (For real, tho…you know Trump’s obsessing over this.)

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

TikTok was taking your data so we banned it. Now, here's Elon with the weather.

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Would’ve thought eggs would be free by now.

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To all Canadians: You have a wonderful, rational, kind country with amazing healthcare. Sorry that your stupid neighbor to the south elected an irresponsible imbecile who has started a wholly unnecessary trade war with you. But we aren't too embarrassed to apologize.

submitted 19 days ago • 211 comments

For once, I’m rooting for the other team. Go Canada! 🇨🇦🇨🇦

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I don’t fucking think so.

submitted 22 days ago • 309 comments

While he’s at it, Trump should rename our country to what he’s made us: Divided States of America.

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I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week— but too much DEI is the culprit🤦🏻‍♀️

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