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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 18 days ago • 353 comments

Ok I put “Freebird” over the airboat in the snow.

submitted 36 days ago • 39 comments

submitted 182 days ago • 65 comments

Eve Clark's New Year's Rockin' Dick

submitted 57 days ago • 9 comments

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

submitted 72 days ago • 61 comments

Meet the Legendary Silicon Valley Investor Who Hasn’t Pooped in 37 Days

submitted 74 days ago • 53 comments

pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned

submitted 90 days ago • 63 comments

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

submitted 124 days ago • 321 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 104 days ago • 2413 comments

RFK is the only candidate who believes in lobal worming

submitted 293 days ago • 71 comments

Celebrating Easter with the family with a DiGiorno’s Rising Christ Pizza!

submitted 331 days ago • 0 comments

Along the Harlem River, by Melvin Gray Johnson, 1925, 📸 by Don Montague

submitted 425 days ago • 5 comments

Untitled (One Eyed Man or Xerox Face), by Jean-Michel Basquiat, 1982, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.bsky.social

submitted 425 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with the Willy Wonka prequel is the same problem with the Star Wars prequels: neither Willy Wonka nor Anakin Skywalker is interesting until they start killing children.

submitted 431 days ago • 10 comments

kiss my nuts sir

submitted 440 days ago • 99 comments