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Turns out instead of a personality I have multiple symptoms wearing a trenchcoat.

Well that's the UK PHP Conference over, and conference-posting has ended. Service will resume again soon. Time to go back to lurking and re-posting stuff relating to trans rights and trying to spread awareness of the challenges we're facing right now.

Thanks for listening, #PHPUK! Slides are here: https://buff.ly/4b35lQl . Also here's that final slide and big list of links: * https://lornajane.net * https://openapis.org * https://buff.ly/4b8Gw5l * https://speakeasy.com * https://bump.sh * https://microcks.io/ * https://buff.ly/2SV213b

A change of rooms at #phpuk25 and it's OpenAPI for Web Developers by @lornajane.net. If you're not using OpenAPI, you probably should be.

The next talk at #phpuk25 for me is on Modernizing PHP by Gina Banyard. The room is quite full and looks to be a popular talk.

Final talk before lunch at #phpuk25 on Composer Supply Chain Security with Nils Adermann

Talk 3 and it's Shrek, onions and architecture by Katy Ereira at #phpuk25. It's a great talk that I saw at phpday.

Talk 2 and it's Deploying at Scale with a Single Click by Wim Godden at #phpuk25

Thanks to @tastapod.com for his opening keynote at #phpuk25. This is so important for larger organisations!

"PHP, it's the Japanese knotweed of programming languages". Not sure how I feel about that, but maybe not a bad description! #phpuk25

Today I'm live posting from #phpuk25 and it's the opening keynote.

Was just curious so wondered if anyone had tried to SQL inject song titles. Yes, yes they have. Absolutely love this.

There is NO LGB without the T.

Finally got signoff for attending UK PHP Conference this year. Looking forward to meeting some friends there.

It's quite often I read takes on reddit/social media that are dumb. It's not often I come across one that is so dumb I need to share it. On the subject of removing Trans people from LGBT. How can you be so oblivious to the history of fighting for LGBT rights?

Normal people: You should ban child torture Labour Party: Well, we met some people from the How to Torture Your Child Discord and they said a ban would actually be *more* harmful Centrists: Truly this is a complex issue 🤔 There are no easy answers 😞

According to Trump only two members of the Burger King Kid's Club deserve government jobs.

whatever country offers refugee status to trans people first is gonna see their tech sector and their noise scene go through the roof

The return of the bicycle controller! This is always amazing!

We're going to be LIVE tonight at 8pm GMT (12pm PST) talking about a long time PedalBox haunt, #IrwindaleSpeedway and it's closure as well as our projects including the Thunderbird, Golf, SD1 and more #SD1 #FordThunderbird #WVGolf #VR6 #kitcar #notakitcar

Good article in the Indie by @billiegayjackson.bsky.social about the scandal of GPs refusing healthcare to trans patients If GPs are claiming lack of knowledge, they are incompetent & should not be GPs If they are claiming “beliefs”, they should not be GPs www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Finally tracked down the root cause of an outage under peak load of our data collection service at work. Turns out we were triggering Cloudflare's DDoS protection. One config change later, and we're back to successfully serving 1 million+ requests per minute.

I'm partially deaf in one ear, which makes understanding speech a lot of effort, and very draining. Especially in noisy locations. Just tried some good noise cancelling earbuds today while out and about, and it's just such a relief, like a massive energy drain has been turned off.

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.