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minturn-alexander.bsky.social
Left-handed, vaguely ginger. Fluent in both German and Furby. Occasionally amusing. Socialist, Anti-Fascist 🏳️‍🌈 he/him #BLM ✌🏼
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*touches your circumcision scar* Stop? For me? 🥹

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These local U.K elections have been such so sickening watching Reform gain any form of traction. Back home in Berlin, I volunteered weekends during the height of the Syrian civil war, as a translator for refugees arriving after the most horrific journey to safety. If you could have seen and heard /1

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Did I head into town to buy a Labubu? Why yes, but people had been queuing since 7am and they were all sold out 😭

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#fcf oh go on then 😇

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

My chin big. It’s all big hmu

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

When I was a kid, my dad used to be able to move his lips like Elvis, pretending an invisible string was pulling them from each side. I loved it so much. Today I have the same reaction when a man can make his titties jump up & down, is this daddy issues? Anyway, show me in the comments if you can 🥵

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Been listening to this while working. It has everything, scheming, eunuchs, political intrigue, bad bitches… what an icon.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I get Kirsten Dunst because the way I would bounce on Jesse Plemmons, it’s a ride that he would not survive.

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If June Osborne has no haters I am dead. This is now a Janine Stan account.

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Just popped into the pub and there’s a large group of Italians and they’ve ordered pie and beans and a crisp sandwich and they’re all oohing and ahhing over it. 😭

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

a “vegan, meat lover - sober wine enthusiast and asexual womaniser” - if we’re just making things up and saying words that don’t go together lol 🤷🏼‍♂️ Most important thing is, he’s dead. This is unfortunately the extreme end of “fuck around and find out” - you work with fascism it’ll get you.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Being a midnight peach in these early spring days is hard, my porcelain white skin says “I don’t have to toil in the fields until harvest” I’m a delicate blossom that lives in a gilded cage… but also, if I don’t see the sun I want to end it all. I wish thermoregulation / skin would give me a break 🥹

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It’s such a nice feeling when your monstera gets a new leaf! 🥰

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I want to be in that conclave vaping on my “banana ice” so bad. I’d be sooooo progressive and just bring back the Latin mass. Everyone would love it.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Sinners (2025)

submitted 13 days ago • 53 comments

bit disrespectful being so caked up before the Lord, but then he did say to turn the other cheek, so… 🤔

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I have been up since the crack of dawn, dying eggs and preparing a full leg of lamb. Eastern is such a nostalgic time. 😌

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I find this so amusing, a woman who is extremely against China (vocally so) yet wanted to visit China, was denied entry, and is now SHOOK and outraged, is now peddling her story to any U.K. media who will listen… nah I am on China’s side.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Cream… for ME?!

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RIP Koko you’d have loved DHGate. 🪦

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This is me on insta every time I go on vacation tbh.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

“Remember how it was in the last economic crash in 08?” No, I was 18 I was drunk every single night, eating chicken cottage for dinner and going to the clerrrrb. I wasn’t making my clothes from potato sacks and chewing tobacco in a dust bowl. I was throwing it back to “Bad Romance”

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🔥🔥🔥

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