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disassociating next to my mom at the macys return desk

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Belinda basically did to Pornchai what Tanya did to her #whitelotus

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

should I start a lorde tater tot style account where I review caesar salad?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

washed my hair today. please clap.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

the way I can blow $500 before I even blink

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

No I don't want to go to your studio apartment in Logan square where you live as a man

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

born to space out forced to lock in

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

the songs you listened to when you were 13 are embedded forever in your soul

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes as a girl you just need to rock out to the meteora album at 10 AM

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

celebrated international women's day by lounging around my home where i live without a man, and not doing any emotional labor for a man.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Don't ask me how many burrata and tomato toasts I've had this week YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Aldi specially selected line is keeping me poor

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

i am literally so powerful

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

what's it called when you cough and shart at the same time?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

love my sunday ritual of drinking too much coffee just to sit at home

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I'm an American. I start my day with an iced latte and a joint just like everyone else.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

the fetch ad would have been cool if their app worked

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I like the talking beluga whale. Keep it simple.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Matthew McConaughey never needs to make another movie again at the rate he's doing Superbowl ads

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

one of these songs is very bad so how does that work?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

SZAAAAAAA my queen

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

matzoh balls get all the hype and adoration but we don't talk nearly enough about the healing powers of kreplach

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

We are getting some unforgettable acceptance speeches this year #grammys

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Not feminionemon for the Megan movie lmaooo

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

you could never make me hate her

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Yes doechii!!!!!!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

"we have coffee at home"SHUT UP!!!!!! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

nobody told me that when I turned 31 I would start getting tired at 7:30

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

shit really does get crazy scary spooky hilarious

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

more hotdogs should have mashed potatoes on them

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

can the other person see the nicknames bc that influences my decision

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

i bet it feels so good to be a color in a technicolor movie

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

I want the type of mental illness people have where they think movies and TV shows are real life

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

just got diagnosed with updog

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

they should let you smoke weed at the airport while you sit at your gate

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

I need to be loved midwesternly

submitted 157 days ago • 27 comments

where are the pop girlies at?

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

someone in my hoa complained about the hand-painted black lives matter sign I've had up in my window since 2020 and now I have to take it down or get fined

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