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If you're capable of acting this way towards the parent of a transgender kid pleading for the healthcare their young person needs to live then something inside of you has died that will likely never live again

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The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...

submitted 18 hours ago • 62 comments

i think now's a good time to let everyone know that i'm actually the head of the good part of the cia and if enough people buy shirts from me that say "resist covfefe" from me we'll take care of donald trump "dallas style"

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Greed

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Dracula goes to the post office

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

My new shirt design is a crucial warning for the survival of all of humankind roryblank.bigcartel.com

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

the number of tech guys experiencing the fear of god by imagining a scary computer is a decent explanation for why the catholic church didn't let peasants read the bible

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Of Dogs And Men: Towards A Grand Unified Genealogy Of Snoopy's Bastards

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”

submitted 5 days ago • 260 comments

john wick 1 john wick 2 john wick 3 john wick 4 matrix killdozer videodrome hundreds of beavers the thing kung fury

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Another day in the wife mines. Boss says if we don’t find another vein of single monogamous sweeties soon they’re gonna close us down. Says poly couples where the guy is straight are the future anyway. City boy doesn’t understand. My father, my grandfather, they all dug wife in these tunnels

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

i forgot i have one of the greatest shirts of all time

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

seen in newark, new jersey 🔥

submitted 8 days ago • 40 comments

pleased to announce that im gay now

submitted 8 days ago • 142 comments

HEADLINE: Incarcerated transgender women to be put in men’s prisons REPLIES @FREEDOMWARRIOR: wow dumbservatives don’t even know hermaphroditism is real… @nana_grammie: maybe they should put MELONIA in their!! @bigdog9: MY HEART BLEEDS FOR THESE MEN @bluewave54: Laverne Cox Will Know What Too Do

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

#raganasaturday @theflenser.bsky.social

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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

submitted 9 days ago • 141 comments

one time I converted to Catholicism. I was so fucking good at coming to church that the whole damn congregation ragequit in embarrassment. they had to nerf me in a title update

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

youtu.be/0SG6yDSbtxU?...

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

god local music is so good. I love @fleshtape.bsky.social & Cherished & Feverishh

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Everyone hates Mastodon but I can't imagine the khive on there.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

haul

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tbh they should just hand james bond to the john wick guy & make an R rated one with a body count in the thousands. also make him American and he listens to rock music and give him a dead wife

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

This whole saga has, I think, demonstrated very well my contention that American political journalists believe that they deserve all of the respect and deference that comes with filling a vital societal role, while rejecting the idea that holding such a position also entails duties and obligations.

submitted 11 days ago • 47 comments

I think every country should have a tv channel where politicians should be answering questions from an unvetted, anonymous audience, while under the influence of sodium pentothal. not because it's a magical truth serum. I just think any who wants power over me should be ritually humiliated.

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it keeps happening...

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john wick wouldnt fuck a trans woman. he would be her friend, even love her. he would pay for her surgeries even. but he wouldnt fuck her. he would remain sexually faithful to his dead wife and killing people

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

john wick 4 is the best movie ever

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

There’s only one revolutionary art form. It’s putting four milks in a coffee and calling it a “4 milky”.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

rory blank shirts make up 90% of my non band shirt wardrobe, check em out

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