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Today, on Republicans are fucking assholes... www.yahoo.com/news/dolly-p...

I am cackling over the fact that Egypt has banned Logan Paul, even though he's never been there. His douchebaggery is internationally known, and he only has himself to blame. I don't give a fuck how long ago the incident in Japan was. I hope it follows him around and causes him trouble forever. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Interesting: President's Day and Random Acts of Kindness Day are on the same day, considering our "president" wouldn't know what an act of kindness was if it literally bit him on his fat, diapered ass. However, if he wanted to do a random act of kindness today, he'd simply piss the fuck off forever.

I'm still deadnaming the Gulf of Mexico. But this is some food for thought.

Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us saw a 430% spike in streams on Spotify after his Super Bowl halftime show, with his catalog up 175% overall. HUMBLE. jumped 300%, All the Stars rose 290%, and other tracks from his setlist saw massive gains.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

LOL hey Chiefs, you mad that you got embarrassed in front of Hair Führer, that you were so honored to play in front of? 🤣🤣🤣 Get absolutely wrecked. I'm glad I didn't watch, but I am positively pleased by this outcome.

I'm obviously not watching the Super Bowl, but a friend just told me the score, and I am laughing my ass off. I hope the Chiefs score not a goddamn point. That'll be what they deserve for Kelce and Mahomes saying it was cool and and an honor that Trump would be there. Fuck those bastards. Go Birds!

More of this, America.

Thanks to the topics of #Brooklyn99 and #Taskmaster on Reddit, someone mentioned Jeffrey Characterwheaties to me. I had no idea WTF they were talking about. Googled. Convinced myself that Jeffrey Characterwheaties is a real person and that Jason Mantzoukas doesn't actually exist. I'm a fucking moron

So glad I didn't finish watching #RoyalRumble last night. Logan Paul? Fucking seriously? I thought we were done with him. 🤮🤮🤮

I don't know how I ever watched wrestling PPVs. My ADHD gave up on the #RoyalRumble after the Cody match. Guess I'll watch the men's rumble match tomorrow.

I watch wrestling for the first time in forever, and Charlottle Flair wins the women's #RoyalRumble? How disappointing. She's fucking terrible. 🤣🤣🤣 I hope the rest of the night isn't as stupid.

Watching wrestling for the first time in forever. I just wanna keep up a bit and see John Cena retire in April. #RoyalRumble

I just discovered you can mute words on here. No more posts containing Trump, Musk, MAGA, Republicans, etc. Thank fuck. I'm done rotting my brain with the toxic intake of that shit. I already know the Oompa Loompa and the Nazi saluter guy are doing. No need to shove it down my throat.

I wish people would stop stealing stuff at Walmart so they don't have to lock up everything because there is NEVER anyone around to unlock the shit that you need. 🙄🙄🙄

Sorry, not sorry, but if you're MAGA, you don't belong in ethnic restaurants run by immigrants or their families. If you wanna stuff your bigoted faces, go to McDonald's or Chick-fil-A or something. It's all you fucking deserve, you pieces of shit.

Yep. These people have no idea what Christianity is. They're terrible people. #AmeriKKKa

Wes is a brilliant friend whose lent his classic voice to Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc, and he’s needing help recover from a sudden health trauma.

Kind of resent that since I disappeared off FB because they banned me for "account integrity", literally only one of my "friends" has reached out to someone I know to see where and how I am. Guess I see where I really stand with most people. Feeling isolated and suicidal. Thanks, Zuck, you fuck.

Things I wish people understood about musicians: 1. Freddie Mercury was bisexual, not gay, no matter what Mary Austin said. 2. David Bowie was a piece of shit scumbag whom willingly slept w/ underaged girls. 3. Steven Tyler did the same as Bowie, but even took custody of a girl so he could do it.

I love this for them. Fuck Elon Musk.

I 1000% support the Wicked cast's shock and quite frankly, disappointment over Jon M. Chu's Oscar snub for Best Director. He deserved to be nominated for such a masterpiece. I mean fuck, if James Cameron could be nominated for *checks notes* Avatar 15 years ago, Chu deserves it now for Wicked.

Shit. I've been over here, complaining about how MAGFest hasn't had @wesjohnson.bsky.social at the last two MAGFests, and something happened to him the other day, that I had no idea about. I was just made aware. I love you, Wes, please get better!

Finally got my Twitter data downloaded, tweeted to Don the Con and Musky Boy that I hope they both get their own, personal Luigi Mangiones, and split for good. They can go fuck themselves.

Sell your Tesla. ❌ Sell your Cybertruck. ❌ Get off Twitter. ❌ Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌ Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻 #resist

I didn't have "Fuck Target" on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. Then again, them selling products with the word Chanukah censored from one brand, that's when everyone should have boycotted them then and there. Now, they can REALLY go fuck themselves.

This is class.

I am going to be very honest when the MAGFest 2025 feedback survey comes out this year. This fucking sucked.