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mishamode.bsky.social
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If I ask for hummus and you bring me sabra it's a hate crime

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Getting eaten out while listening to Troye Sivan did feel like a right of passage ngl

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I'm so fucking done with men actually only dating women from now on fuck yall

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PSA: trans men can get pregnant if they haven't had their ovaries or uterus removed, idk how this is not widely know but apparently it's not ffs

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Cooking dinner for my straight bois but also like low key wish they would tag team me, is this what real manhood is?

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They really put taps behind the paywall on grindr 😒

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Hunter Schafer Zelda if they know what's good for them

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Next time I need to move please just take me out back and end it all my autistic ass cannot handle this

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It's been 10 years since sense8 came out goddamn

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure if anything is better than the feeling of your biceps growing and shirt sleeves getting tighter around the arms

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What even needs to be said about this

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Shutting the fuck up is the new vibe

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

I hate when gay people say they're playing with someone later like get out of the jungle gym girl

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Hunter Schafer is so beautiful I want to scream

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Toxic era again (I'm watching euphoria and listening to French pop)

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Not my client going to the russian turkish baths ok faggot

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Gay people will tell you their star sign but won't wear a fucking condom

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

These men on grindr really have the fucking audacity

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Someone hit me with their bag and kept walking, cab almost crashed into my lyft, I'm def back in NY babyyyyy

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Back in ny, immediately on grindr 😔

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Shower beer is only defeated by shower protein shake

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I love making bestie wake up at 6 am for the gym and him wanting to kill me (I know deep down he loves it)

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People on the Twin Peaks shitposting group have been putting Twin Peaks quotes over screenshots of Sailor Moon and this is by far my favorite one

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Grindr in Florida actually terrifying

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Pf new york get your shit together why are the gyms in Florida palaces compared to your 2005 equipment ass

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Having a bald man go down on you is crazy bc I want to play bongos on your bald ass head

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Currently the biggest faggot at the uzbek turkish restaurant in Orlando fl

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

I don't want to shave bc it helps me pass but also I'm def in the teenage boy who doesn't want to shave the whiskers era

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Actual curse that i give off top energy someone save me from this fate

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Me: has skipped legs for a week and a half Also me: I really wan lt an arm pump tomorrow tho

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly excited for my mom to stay with me after surgery we're planning to watch a bunch of movies and she's gonna cook for me, i never thought we'd be here together

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I need Gatorade and to be gay today

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Demi snubbed moving on 🙄

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Networking on grindr bro why don't you go to the sewer and give your business card to the rats

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Going to Brighton beach just to open grindr because I need to be topped by a russian man

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Queening out with myself that's right

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

GYM RAT, full of gym plague, scurrying through the GYM SEWERS, scavenging for protein and creatine

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Flirting after being on grindr is crazy because I've become so desensitized to the most insane dm's

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

@realplanetfitness.bsky.social Bro I'm begging you to bring back late night hours if not 24 hours, at least for a few nights a week please

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

As soon as I recover from top surgery I'm going to that mf'ing russian turkish baths to cruise

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Excuse me where are the gay gyms????

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Big fag vibes for me today

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Passing is so wild

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And that's mother

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The purgatory of waiting for a free smith machine

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