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RPer & GPoser. Non-WoL OC. All posts OOC. Butch lesbian, trans woman, big fan of ants and allegedly funny & real. Honey B. Lovely please call me back! SFW and NSFW both! DNI: Lala NSFW, F+, QoS, minors, bigots, etc. she/they | alimont.carrd.co
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less of a lore question, but- if you're doing moon crafting, do you have a preferred crafting spot? if so, why there? is it the view? game performance? is it just funny? yap away (or don't)! screenshots are ideal here, but not strictly required. #wolqotd

you promised. #almondcomic

the best time to transition was yesterday. the second best time is today. you'll never not reach for any justification not to transition, but you'll never know for sure you shouldn't transition without trying it and deciding it's not for you. but if you're thinking about it this much it probably is.

the alimonts have been hunting voidsent for generations, but anri didn't encounter any until she was ~19. her reaction was fascination: she'd been learning about them ever since she was a child, and finally seeing one was very exciting. soleil had to end that excitement by telling -> #almondlore

This Middle Aged And Single Business Man Has No Girlfriend To Keep Him Company On His Lonely Holidays And Weekends, So He Spends Them Looking At Adult Websites And A Wad Of Tissues In One Hand But Even A Loser Like Me Can Get Lucky Sometimes, And Now I've Got This Big Titty Maso Bitch Runaway Barely

She Can't Breathe! She's Not Taking Any Shortcuts! A Real Deep Throat Amazoness Who Will Give You The Pleasure Of A Real Deep Throat Blowjob

Let's go Cosmic Fortunes! *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wheel* aw dang it *spins the wh

i posted this in vanilla creatives but uh @@ docs.google.com/presentation...

i've had the worst luck as of late with people not knowing how to resolve stack markers in current-level content. stack markers. is there something going on? are people just... forgetting what a stack marker is? why is it happening so often now. this is like the 6th group that struggled with them.

the visual humor of greeting every party with "hewooo" while rocking this dark souls ass armor is great

do u guys think the ff14 equivalent of discord kittens is linkshell kittens?

anri and juliette shared their first (brief) kiss when they were in the library of the alimont estate and juliette came crashing down from the ladder because it broke. anri didn't romantically catch her, but cushioned her fall, and after laying on the ground together for a while they -> #almondlore

i'm all for having a little variety in advertisements, but the tonal shift here feels a little extreme

Just a friendly reminder that leaving unsolicited sexual comments on someone’s gposes isn’t cool and is rather inappropriate. If you wouldn’t say something to someone in RL, maybe don’t say it online.

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hello, everyone! i have decided to release my first mod, which is a cute simple minion mod edit! this mod is called dear darling royal hound, which gives this precious dt minion a pink bow! link will be below in the replies!

he look's like hes about to tell me about some treasure just over this precarious cliff

people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

i need people to stop spreading the misinfo that red alerts ALWAYS HAPPEN EVERY FOUR HOURS. they don't. there's definitely a window of time that a red alert CAN spawn, and four hours seem to be common spawn times, but it's def a window between 3-5 hours since the last one.

women only want one thing and it's disgusting (HEAVY. PLATE. ARMOR.) #almondpose

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There is an entire political movement that believes the statement “if you work full-time in America, you should be able to pay your bills and have a savings account with your paycheck” is radical. We must come to an agreement that it’s not radical to demand that.

don't let anyone shrink your joy and excitement for something. it's not stupid. it's not cringe, or lame. if someone's initial reaction is to wave it off, laugh, or roll their eyes, fuck 'em. never quiet or dampen yourself for anyone. their boring plain bitchasses don't deserve your fixated passion.

It’s a great pun in Chinese, since it’s pronounced very similarly (in some dialects identically) to an old title for the Emperor: 万税爷 wànshuìyé vs 万岁爷 wànsuìyé (the “Lord of Ten Thousand Years”)

if anri suddenly became filthy rich overnight, she'd invest a portion of that money into restoring the family estate properly - not the patch-job repair thats currently being done, but a proper restoration. she'd keep her newfound wealth a secret, but she'd ensure several -> #almondlore

your wol(oc) wins a million gil in the lott- sorry, i've just been informed that's not a lot. your wol(oc) wins a hundred million gil in the lottery. do they tell anyone? do they keep it a secret? how do they spend their money? do they spend it at all? #wolqotd

since anri lives a very busy life and rarely ever gets any downtime, her stress relief comes in four distinct flavors: 1) traveling, usually with her chocobo 2) drinking, which she's been doing less 3) certain adult activities, which she's also been doing less 4) doing nothing at all #almondlore

what if... wol anri x sphene...

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