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Canada should put 100% tariffs on Teslas and remove the current 100% tariff on EVs from China. Just for the plot, as a bit, a little gag.

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Here is the ministerial order www.alberta.ca/system/files... As you can see, it is NOT a public inquiry. While there is a line about any elected official, member of a minister's staff, any member of the Alberta Public Service, it seems framed around Alberta Health and AHS.

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“They brought a bunch of influencers into the Whitehouse, people who you would not know unless you had like fifth degree brain poisoning” I feel so seen, glad you’re back 🤣 💕

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Incels: These bitches only want alpha chads. Us: I’d let Walton Goggins do whatever he wanted to me.

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These kids with lower back tattoos don’t understand the culture they came from - tattoo removal was mostly for prison or gang tattoos in 2005, not a standard offering at every medi-spa. If you really wanted ANGEL in cursive right above your butt crack, you had to be committed.

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“Respectfully” followed by the kind of emotional damage that is typically only experienced in middle school because I’m done trying to explain a departmental policy and you are a 60 year old man running a small energy company who asked for a manager.

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She really is everything in this, a supernova.

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Scent is a deep love of mine so I love perfume samples bc they’re always beautiful mainstream scents and I can be like “wow I smell like a classy lady” before I slink back into the bog where my potions smell like some combo of decaying plants/wet earth/leather/dirt/berries/smoke.

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Of course the British government would shrug us off, that's how deadbeat parents roll. Now is when we call our siblings Aotearoa and Australia to have a healthy shit talk session.

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X: How stupid are you? Me: Normal amount.

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Yesterday my building (near the Leg) sent out an email that we’d be in “lockdown” at 4PM bc of the “protest” so keycard access only. This is a first - not when it was genuinely creepy pro-plague neckbeards screaming about “nuReMbURg trials” but apparently educational support staff merits that?!

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The energy I bring to blue sky

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Remember when the Kenney gov did that vaccination lottery thing? And there were like gift cards or something? I wonder what happened to that.

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Canadian women need to stop having children with Apartheid Clyde, it’s not helping.

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There’s a cultural context for this but still…ugh yuck.

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Ya, no, but like Luigi is genuinely so fucking hot.

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The way other female conservative influencers are turning on Ashley St. Clair, leaking her texts, and smearing her should be a sign to any conservative woman that a movement built on misogyny will not protect you. That your female peers will weaponize misogyny against you, too.

submitted 9 days ago • 31 comments

McDavid said something about the game last night that was like “it might have been a quick little tournament…” and I love him for that. It’s very Canadian to make a tiny little dig like that, easy to miss, maybe it’s nothing…or maybe he said what he said.

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Rewatching American Horror Story Coven and I still believe that the theme song would be perfect to walk down the aisle to. youtu.be/mmRXT7w2C1s?...

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Ask anyone even remotely non-white

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That was a relief...a re-leaf 🍁

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I kinda knew CM at one point. Not well, same circle at the time and everyone knew everyone, but I do know for sure that calling her “a Shopify execs wife” likely gets under her skin terribly. “Handmaids Tale but not for me of course!”

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I slipped taking the garbage out which means I’m all paid up on my seasonal Winter Spill Tax.

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If everyone who follows The Breakdown on the evil site donated the cost of a milk maid dress ($25), they’d have a million dollars in their fund. I mean, maybe you do normal things with discretionary money but…my point is that any amount can make a difference. www.gofundme.com/f/vggge-lega...

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It’s rage inducing BECAUSE the assholes coming for The Breakdown don’t and won’t play by the same rules, their starting point isn’t “follow rules” it’s “do whatever, then lie if you get caught.” They simp for kleptocrats who smash through the same guardrails with brutal glee. I hate this so much.

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Have a great Family Day weekend, Alberta, and let us hold the Reason for the Season in our hearts: Don Getty’s son’s cocaine arrest, and the need for an Alberta Premier to keep the social conservative flank of his caucus happy.

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This is exactly where I am too.

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He’s neurodivergent.

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🎶 I can buy myself flowers, Lego ones in a caaaaannnn 🎶

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Whenever someone talks to me about the 51st state nonsense, I’m torn between discussing it like it’s a valid thing to stress over or telling them not to worry about it because there are 284820 worse things happening.

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Posts like "Canadians saying that they're cancelling their vacations to the states in protest are liars, they're cancelling them because they are poor" are a cringey way to tell us that you've never even met genuinely wealthy people without actually admitting it outright.

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Initially I was like "Europe can just stop inviting the Americans to stuff if that's how they behave" but then I considered that they keep electing and thus sending the stupidest possible people and a) that's probably a lot of fun and b) with the most minimal effort, they'll tell you anything.

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🎶 We’re in the middle of a hostile government takeover and I wanna talk about it but I’ll be late for work 🎶

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If I was a flavour, I would be the these candies.

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This is going to happen all over the government.

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This Wednesday, I talk to @this-is-mallory.bsky.social about all the science being damned by wellness influencers, and other fun topics. youtu.be/dsDva61Lr-I

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Moms will see this and be like, “So when am I going to have grandchildren?”

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It only costs $50 and a NUANS search to register a church in Alberta. I think that would be a really great birthday gift for someone with a low level god complex.

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Opening Facebook is like going to a a market at a community hall and finding that 18 out of 20 tables are MLMs.

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He’s home 🥹

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Then: Women should be back in the kitchen! Me: Get ready for pear pizza to make a comeback then 🤷‍♀️

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"Musk is a profiteer whose riches come at the cost of the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians and Russians, and his class position explains why he is also a rabid supporter of the US imperialism in the middle east, in particular of the US-backed Israeli wars on Gaza and Lebanon."

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When I say I have daddy energy I mean that I’ll be like “who?” when you mention someone you’ve been best friends with for 10 years.

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This comment has been running through my head like a 90s song lyric since I read it. I think it’d make a great tramp stamp.

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One could change a couple words in that annoying Cenovus ad on the radio “oil makes the world run, we make it easy so you don’t have to think about it” and it would work better as an ad in support of public employees.

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I hope whichever wannabe Serena Joy is on pancake duty at the prAyER bReAkfASt uses raw milk and everyone gets botulism.

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He chose interns to do his coup for him, some who can’t even legally drink and most who can’t even rent a car without a surcharge.

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Truly the stupidest timeline.

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