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Globe Trotting Showgirl Technicolor Teaser Powerhouse Producer Fragrance Enthusiast Serving Cunt New Orleans Based, World Traveling audaciousnola.com
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submitted 65 days ago • 29 comments

Just werk things

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Being a cunt waitress is different than being thee cunt

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Vogue Italia, March 1997. Ph. Ellen von Unwerth

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

People malign beauty implements but is there anything more hysterically outrageous than a home water flosser?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 4 days ago • 62 comments

I swore I wouldn’t go on new TikTok but I’m also 99.9% sober rn and I have to abuse my brain somehow

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

if they ever give me a directorial debut: thread

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

Explaining TikTok to a Victorian child: it’s like if everyone did QVC for free in hopes of becoming Oprah.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll never get over how 69% of trending behaviors on TikTok are ripped from the sinewy loins of the fetish realm.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I dreamed about red beans and rice which is surely indicative of *something*

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

When I did my one woman hula hoop shows one of my favorite parts was talking to the kids about how hoops are in the Olympics.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Actually, Porky Pig represents both the bourgeoisie (bow tie) and proletariat (no pants)

submitted 14 days ago • 53 comments

Not Klarna advertising Miu Miu to me ☠️

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Necrotic Ass is my new punk band. I’ma debut at the obstinate bubble protest party while that plantation burns.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

French Quarter pettiness at it's finest. 😂

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

A plantation burned to the fuckin ground and people are rallying against a rich guy threatening to sue somebody over bubbles … New Orleans is on one right now

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

New Orleans is so petty I fuckin love it

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Today in the annals of glamour I learned that a bruise can cause fat to *die*

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Excited to see the introduction to my new book, THE EINSTEIN OF SEX, excerpted in @literaryhub.bsky.social: lithub.com/why-the-worl...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

🚨HIT THE PHONES TO SAVE MEDICAID - PLEASE AMPLIFY & ACT 🚨 TODAY the House will be marking up deeply unpopular massive Medicaid cuts. MANY GOP on the committee are in tight districts. Calls and pressure ARE effective here. Call today. Type your zip to get a script ⬇️ OcasioCortez.com/savemedicaid

submitted 19 days ago • 356 comments

5am Nighthawk reporting

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone tell me why these birds got the chirp clock all wrong?!?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Lady in maximalist home decor group: DONT COME HERE TALKING ABOUT HOW I HAVE TOO MANY COUCHES Photos: an alarming quantity of couches

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

*extremely Tom Waits voice*

submitted 129 days ago • 5 comments

I happened to introduce a stranger to the term “queerdo” tonight, then a friend walked up and we limp wrist shrieked about each others’ very gender outfits and that’s what queerdo means.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Gosh, I wish to see their interpretation of the big brawny full moon, causing mischief behind sepia cloud wisps, over New Orleans tonight.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll be talking about perfume again soon

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I would say happy full moon but it’s more like hang on full moon

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

If today is complicated, remember there’s always Mothra’s Day.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

5am persists

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Still asking

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Just learned “bum bag” is for people too chicken to get a “fanny pack”

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Sold out

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

@chelseagsummers.bsky.social hay look! Carnival Strippers is getting a reissue! www.newyorker.com/culture/phot...

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Okay this is the one

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I dreamed I made an egg sandwich

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

submitted 26 days ago • 439 comments

Wait, I had a dream about steely dan this morning

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

"I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I ripped my beating heart from my chest and gleaned its red, red secrets. I spilled my guts and divined those slick, steaming mysteries. I looked within and deeper still and I never stopped looking.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments