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Content creator. Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. 🤖 🌈 Biz inquiries: [email protected]
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boom PODCAST about all the NEWS! Get in here!

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Jumpstart + Commander = 🔥

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lurve u kiss kiss

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This format is SO cool, you HAVE to see it!!!

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Thanks for the fun times, Chicago! We had a fantastic Pro Tour & I had an amazing time hanging with all my creator friends. 💗✨ Miss u

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

this PT finals tho

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On Pro Tour Day 2’s, we wear pink. ✨ Coverage starts in 30 minutes!

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

😘

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PT fit check! ✅ Coverage starts in 1 hour! Be there!

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Chicago: I am here and ready to Pro Tour like no one’s ever Pro Tour’d before! ✨

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There's been a METRIC TON of Magic news over the past few weeks. Have you kept up with it all? 🤔 Not to worry! Meghan & Tyler have you covered with this recap of all the biggest hits -- from a Magic movie to Commander brackets to this weekend's Pro Tour! Listen on any podcat app or 👀⬇️:

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Happy Valentine's Day! 💕

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idk about u but i luv our show

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Who’s getting excited for the Pro Tour?!? 🏆✨

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Filming this scene practically is so incredible and the result is so stunningly beautiful and terrifying. 10/10 @benstiller.redhour.com 🙏

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Mfw getting absolutely dumpstered by UW vehicles

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Girls only want 3 things and it’s disgusting. A rainbow hippo playmat, rainbow hippo sleeves, and eyeball dice.

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Happy prerelease in Minnesota day! ❄️slingin in a snowstorm❄️ #mtgaetherdrift

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Get in here, peeps!

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Listening to some chill beats to Aetherdrift to -- really enjoying it. 🎶🥰 www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEEm...

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😂😂😂

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Our Judge Rob episode for #MTGAetherdrift is here! Enjoy, you beautiful street racers!

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A new episode of Commander Arcade????? WHAT IS IT, MY BIRTHDAY???? (almost). It's so hilarious + great and includes mini car races! Check it out!

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WOW AM I MAGIC???????the gathering??????

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it called fashion sweaty

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! First two tracks of Vulfpeck's new album have DROPPED PEOPLE!!!! youtu.be/QEah75Oyv8c WHERE MY FUNKY FRIENDS AT?!?! 😘 #funk4life

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if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

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👏👏👏

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Tramell Tillman. Emmy immediately.

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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

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Whatever your thoughts about the new set, you can't deny, it's fun to talk about it! Join us?

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Hey, @loadingreadyrun.com, we see your racing team's got a lot of muscle, but not much butt!!! DON'T WORRY, we have the cake. 🐙🍑 Thank you to @magic.wizards.com for the free preview!

submitted 31 days ago • 14 comments

Found a new little friend wandering around my house today. Looks so cute! I’m sure it’s harmless.

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I know there’s a lot right now. But folks need to understand what this means. A suspension this long would mean people living with HIV lose their medicine for months. People around the world lose their PrEP for months, putting millions at risk of getting HIV. Drug-resistant strains could emerge.

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I film lots of videos for a local community college and when I ask the students why they love it there, the #1 response, ✨easily✨, is "the diversity." They love learning new things from people of different ages, races and cultural backgrounds. They know it makes them—and their education—better.

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Top 10 TV Seasons of All Time ⭐ Succession (SSN 2) ⭐ Severance (SSN 1) ⭐ The X-Files (SSN 4) ⭐ Homicide, Life on the Street (SSN 5) ⭐ Our Flag Means Death (SSN 1) ⭐ The Detectorists (SSN 1) ⭐ Chernobyl (SSN 1) ⭐ The Prisoner (SSN 1) ⭐ Fleabag (SSN 2) ⭐ Sherlock (SSN 1)

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We have, like, 20 friends who are new to Commander and looking for ways to get into the game. Do you, too? Send them this new episode of GLHF - a complete roadmap to getting started slinging 100 cards. Oh, you can listen, too! It's funny, optimistic and kind. Some of what we need rn? 👀👇:

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Challengers not being nominated for Best Score is the snub of the season. THIS SCORE SLAPS and YES I DO own it on vinyl 🤓

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

had me 😂 😂😂

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This episode is so funny, I cry-laughed at LEAST 3 times. Can you beat my record?

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Wheeeeeeee!!

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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

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