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missninetyone.bsky.social
You can hide in the sun till you see the light
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Dobby and Gollum are cousins (Dobby is good, Gollum is chaotic neutral)

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In 2024 I was Gandalf the gray, 2025 I will be Gandalf the white

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The new year really starts Monday, it’s totally cool if you lay in bed watching old RHONY all day

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50 Cent = timeless, Diplo = rapist

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I am so thankful for Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper

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No, this is Patrick!

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I was trying on an oversized blazer at the thrift store today and some boomer lady looks at me and goes “it’s not sexy” then continued to stare at me for 5 min grinning. She can’t imagine dressing NOT for the male gaze.

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Hi, Bluesky. I’m God. Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff. Love, God

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I don’t want TikTok Christmas hauls season to end. I haven’t seen enough alo sweatsuits and platform uggs yet

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Yawning is a sign of tiredness

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What warehouse sells the god awful skirt suits that the women presenters wear to the dog shows? We need to burn it down

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Why is saffron so expensive? (I’m not looking it up)

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Where do I apply to be a judge at one of these dog shows

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Football Sunday, I used to come for the food and drinks…now I come for the football..who am I

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No one would ever forget they have a meal delivery subscription, Rocketmoney

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My parents have a spinning Christmas tree

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I can’t eat at my coffee table without slippers on because the edge of the table bothers me if I put my feet up, which I pretty much do every time I eat at my coffee table

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It’s a good night to be PFT (the commanders won)

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The best part of Shrek 2 is when fairy godmother goes to the drive thru at Friars Fat Boy because she’s frustrated with Fiona’s dad and Prince Charming gets the medieval meal and puts on the crown that comes with the meal.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

The Pop-tarts bowl made me want a bowl of Pop-tarts @poptartsbowl.bsky.social

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Dumbledore and Gandalf are cousins

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don’t understand why you’d want to play for the ny jets when u could just sit in a dark hole drinking weird teas instead

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