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Cool thing I did today - partnered with Jax Period Pantry! They work to provide free menstrual products and have these cute lil pantries set up all over Jacksonville. For burlesque bingo we’ll be donating a portion of our proceeds - my goal is to stock one of their pantries from this event!

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I set up an automation on my phone to say “Harder Please” every time I plug it in but now my charging port is broken, so while hooked up to my Bluetooth speaker on full blast Siri just yelled “Harder Please” 20 times in a row. My poor neighbors 😅

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I present to you - the burlesque pussy kite. Aka - the front panel of a panty. May she keep our bits in and prevent any flips or flops, Amen 🙏

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A few weeks ago my boyfriend asked for some “face lotion” I told him to help himself to one of three moisturizers in the bathroom. I rotate through them but there’s one I haven’t touched in awhile. opened it tonight and it’s been very obviously used by him I think it’s adorable that he’s using it!

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I loved the halftime show. I’ve watched it so many times since. It was a really rad reminder to me of why I’ve always loved art. The symbolism, it was such a blatant protest of what’s been happening and currently is America. Artist really show up when we need them most. Don’t give up. Keep creating

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Kendrick Lamar made history this month! 100000/10 I don’t feel proud to be American very often anymore, but this is a rare moment I do. Looks to me that NOLA did a great job hosting the Supberb Owl ♥️♥️♥️

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🚨MOM IS IN THE GREEN ROOM🚨 Maybe a new season of unnh will cure me? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Today’s vibes Listening to Cold Moon Over Babylon, the narrator is lovely. Half way done stoning the pearl heels. My boo has Xena on the living room TV. Laundry is folded, dinner was good. Life is nice in the moment.

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Reminder to treat yo self and find joy where you can

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Scrolling at 4am and saw a video of the protests in LA today and started crying. I’m so happy we’re fighting. Please keep it up 😭♥️

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Once I’m properly medicated it’s over for you hoes

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Me, anytime I suspect someone of posting AI

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go.bsky.app/5hbbbBu Hey yall!! Here’s the link for Florida Burlesque starter pack if anyone wants to join ♥️

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Day 4 since the inauguration I’m stuck in an anxiety / depression freeze. I have to stop doom scrolling because everything on my feed is making it worse. How are they doing n*zi salutes and admitting to rigging the election but still getting away with it? What do we do?

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The men on FB truly are charming

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I am rubber, you are glue. Donald Trump - I hope all the hate you put in the world, Comes back to you.

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Men that refer to women as “females” < literally anything else

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Not now kitten Daddys taking a shit

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A list of things that lifted my spirits today - 1. Buying my castle in Going Medieval 2. Started a new set of pasties for a friend 3. Audio books 4. Honey scented candle 5. 🌿🌿🌿 6. A long soak in the tub The world is hard right now. Don’t doom scroll too much. Take care of yourself.

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Inauguration Day has got me fucked up. I am depressed. I am scared. I am angry. I just don’t know what to do.

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I started a “Florida Burlesque” starter pack on here, if you’d like to be added to it, holla! If there’s any burlesque, cocktail, gardening, or witchy feeds / starter packs I should be following - please share! ♥️ #glittercritter

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Stop Breath Scroll through our photos and see if they don't relax you Breath some more Calm We got this Moose Monday

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I’m no longer scared, just angry.

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My vibrator died. It's charged up but doesn't work. So apparently, I have to use my hand to masturbate like I'm a medieval peasant.

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It’s the night before the inauguration and my blood is boiling.

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“Who’s Olympia Oduda”? Hey Everyone!!! My name is Olympia Oduda! I’m a BIPOC burlesque performer here in Orlando, Florida. I push the boundaries of burlesque by being undeniably black and queer as fuck! Give a follow and stay a while! It’s fun on this side I promise 😘 - Yours Truly, Olympia ❤️

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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.

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✨pasties I made recently✨ #burlesque #costume #glittercritter #floridaburlesque

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Jacksonville, Florida. Please spread the word and attend if you can. #jacksonville #jacksonvilleflorida #protest #fucktrump

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Does anyone know how feeds are started on this app? Or another tool used for building a community?

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What is it with Americans a bingeing? Binge television. Binge eating. Binge drinking. Don’t get me wrong - I do it too, but I wonder why we’re programmed this way.

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Me, manipulating my mom into walking my dog: "Oh you simply MUST let your grandson show you around the neighborhood."

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