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misspidgey.bsky.social
i dont care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what else is in there? love. joy. kindness. they will take care of the microplastics
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unfortunately having a stable career and a happy relationship has made me abandon my internet humor (for the best, honestly)

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

unfortunately they’re right it’s so much easier and more enjoyable to finish your little tasks when you get to check a box to mark them as complete

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

if anyone is wondering how I’m doing I got on the wrong train twice today

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

my bf has hit unprecedented levels of brain rot idek what he’s sending me anymore lmaoooo

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

the Baltimore accent is actually insane to hear in person

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

i miss 2020-2022 twitter

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

America sucks because no one turns their swag on anymore

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

my bf made me watch arcane and ngl that was one of the best things i’ve ever watched

submitted 64 days ago • 4 comments

no one tells you that moving to a new city will make you dissociate constantly and question your place in a world where nothing is familiar

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

two adhd bitches saying “do you know where i put that?”

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

every time i tell myself i’m just gonna wear glasses for a while to save money i cave and order more contacts after 2 days because i hate the feeling of glasses so much lololol

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

i’m gonna suck your balls when i say this…

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

the way i neverrr cooked when i lived alone and now every day i’m like “hehe what should i make us tonight?” so anyways i’m making smashed red potatoes and marry me tuscan chicken

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

the best investment you can make is a nice espresso machine and a grinder. it pays for itself and you can make better coffee than most coffee shops when you get the hang of it.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

i’m craving a crunchy snack which is really bad news for a girl in a house that doesn’t have a crunchy snack in it

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

idgaf about followers i will talk to myself

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

my new office has nitro cold brew on tap. i’m about to bust through the wall like the koolaid man.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Why? - Bronski Beat Head Over Heels- Tears for Fears Just Like Heaven- The Cure

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

don’t get mad, but lowkey it grosses me out that people let their cats on their cooking surfaces, in their dishes, etc.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

my brain is itchy

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

ootd ! 👾💟

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

do u still think i’m hot

submitted 75 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

bro wants an ipa

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

bro is an iPad kid

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

i’ve never loved working from home so much

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

i hope to have this impact on everyone

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

they should invent a chapstick that works immediately

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments