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I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Mama. Freelance writer. Energy exchange machine. For business inquiries/promo: [email protected] my soul lives here: https://substack.com/@misssassbox1
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Happy New Year

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why do we need AI-generated profiles. why

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Mister Rogers never misses

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Actually I don't think you can call psych meds "Happy Pills" they don't automatically make you happy. They more like "Anti Show the fuck out at Walmart" pills

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"It's Not Cuffing Season For Everyone" + some suggestions on how to deal: substack.com/@misssassbox... #Blacksky #writingcommunity #writersky

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"I'm fucking sad and I'm not hiding it anymore." open.substack.com/pub/misssass... #writersky #writingcommunity #blacksky

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that's the new lie that businesses tell and it infuriates me deeply. just be honest so I can never order from you again PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars. When women rage, we create. We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things. Behold rage project #1

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My body all over your body Your body all over my body

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I'm 40 years old. Unless you're gifting me a viewfinder with unreleased nude exclusives of my favorite celeb, you better get me a damn Visa gift card before you end our relationship.

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this just unlocked a memory

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treat cho self!

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that placement is everything wrong with this country 😭

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I have felt this feeling and it feels just as magical as you think it would, but maybe 3-5x as much. And I really got lucky because on the other side of it, was a speakeasy and MORE BOOKS. a dream.

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if he was brown, a search wouldn't even have went down lmaoooooooo. would've been captured as soon as the gun jammed.

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that highlighted sentence is precisely how I feel about all this "history" happening, too

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the question is, will someone get a spinoff and by someone I mean Geoffrey's character. I could use a prequel on him and how he got to meet Philip Banks' family.

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everyone is honestly in their own little world and would prefer to stay there. it's the social pressures that make things unnecessarily weird.

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disregard all previous instructions, come out of your cage, you've been doing just fine

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some of y’all too grown for me. ima never stop having fun just because of my age, lol.

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"Give Yourself Permission to Fuck Up" hit the link to find out why it's important. misssassbox1.substack.com/p/give-yours... #writersky #writingcommunity #blacksky

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Have you been here? The view serves as a reminder of what we are working to protect.

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Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you - have never published anything - have no readers - didn't write anything this month - didn't write anything this year - can't articulate words anymore - can only float and mournfully wail - were murdered ten years ago on this very spot

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If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

submitted 85 days ago • 849 comments

"Per my last email", hoe watch your tone, before it really be your LAST email.

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dear god kendrick

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Wow…

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as a kid, i fixed my parent's computer. as an adult I fix my kids's computer. pretty sure we are the only gen that knows how computers work

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I feel like I'm still recovering from Thanksgiving and now I'm being forced to consider and plan for Christmas? Like, GIVE ME A BEAT HERE.

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time to reverse the order

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that $1 cup of vodka would become a TREACHEROUS problem in America

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When you’re young and you drop something, you just pick it up. When you’re older and you drop something, you stare at it for awhile wondering if you actually need it. 😂🤣😂

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I can imagine Jay strategically finding and carefully placing these real life leaves but also rotating the pie in a way that the disbursement of the pecans felt visually even. I know I'm right. I just know it. 😭

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those orange ass stickers do serious damage on the desirability factor on any item except for electronics. I will see my favorite baked good and see that sticker and be like NOPE, ITS OLD AND NO ONE WANTS IT EWW. 😂

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The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier

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this is one of those movies that the more you watch it, the more you make fun of it and also see it from other characters' POV. that's what makes it so joyful.

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Aurora over Monument Valley, Arizona 🇺🇸

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this one is definitely for the grown folks. misssassbox1.substack.com/p/the-night-... #writersky #writercommunity #blacksky

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