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The lady next to me is trying to speed through a call before they make us turn our phones off. Either a kid or a pet peed on a bed and she’s giving somebody cleaning instructions. 😂

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Fully masked family with two small children. A+ parenting right there. The woman boarding in front of me was masked too.

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Once again struggling with whether to pay for my own junk food or give accounting a reason to judge me for buying both M&Ms and Haribo bears, but also Coke Zero.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

My feed is a combo of “you’re the worst person alive if you use a credit card today!” and “WTF is the point of this shit?” It’s funny how often my curated “echo chamber” can’t come to any sort of consensus.

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So once all of the tariffs are in place is Duty Free at the airport going to get extra sexy or nah?

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

I regret to inform you that I had fun doing karaoke with my coworkers last night.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I missed ONE meeting and somebody let the AI notes bot in. 🔪

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Toronto thinks it’s hot shit but people here walk way too bloody slow for it to ever be a world class city.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

We have landed and are taxiing. Still upright so far.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I hate turbulence on the way down. Haaaaate. 😰😨😱

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BTW the game I chose for the flight was Citizen Sleeper. Highly recommend if you like choose-your-own-adventure sci-fi with A LOT of reading.

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Is this fucking normal? He did it for the full flight loudly enough that I could hear his videos with my AirPods in. When they died I passive-aggressively turned on my laptop speakers.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Guy sitting next to me is watching Pawn Stars without headphones. The RCMP will be waiting for me at the gate because I’m going to do a crime.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I have downloaded some indie space game I forgot the name of and the show about the the man being very large so I should have plenty of distractions.

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I am on a plane under extreme duress.

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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

submitted 5 days ago • 89 comments

A fact I think that Canadians need to wrestle with is this: Is Canadian sovereignty up for debate is a question that is firmly closed for the vast majority of Canadians and firmly open for the vast majority of our institutional leaders.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

I drove by a horrific looking accident on my way home and fucking hell SLOW DOWN in the rain. It looked like the entire front end of one car had disintegrated. I’m scared to check the news because it looked BAD and there were multiple cars but only one person at the scene.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I have decided to watch the Large Man show.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance must have like a -4 penalty to charisma checks and they still let him speak in public.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Zero Funko Pops plummeted to their deaths. Which is shocking since one makes a run for it every time I slam the dryer door.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

EARTHQUAKE?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Can somebody recommend a Steam (Mac friendly plz) game with a similar vibe/playstyle to I Was A Teenage Exocolonist that I can play offline on my flights next week? I will 100% play Exocolonist again because I don’t even have half of the endings but I’m interested in other recs.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

😭 I was showing my octopus’s garden tattoos to a 22 yo coworker & I said, “Now you’re gonna say you don’t know who the Beatles are.” He replied, “They’ve got the guy with the mustache, right? I love that guy.” Freddie Mercury. Legendary fifth Beatle. I jumped off of my balcony & died.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

“Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it.” Mary Shelley, Frankenstein Really feeling this one lately.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I want this man to get hit by a train so badly and I don’t even feel guilty about that anymore.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Following up on this, I just picked up the mail and now I have to bring everybody’s Canada Post-delayed Christmas gifts with me. Definitely packing during business hours .

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Yikes. You know ticket reselling is out of control when you’re looking at $700 USD and thinking “You know that’s not entirely terrible.” Yes it is! But it’s also “only” 2x face value so that says something about concert pricing in general being ridiculous.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Packing for my quarterly meetings is a work task and 100% something that should be done during business hours.

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My cute aggression is out of control. I’m sure it’s a way for my brain to redirect actual aggression and cope with the shitty state of the world in general but I keep wanting to put my cat’s entire face in my mouth and that’s just awkward.

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