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missthearetical.bsky.social
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For the sake of origin stories, I'll allow it

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Middle Managers are People too

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"Hey when the m gonna preg They gonna preg ya know" - Thea, stoned in the backyard

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Pride on the West Coast be like Late to the party but the last to leave

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Gender Validation from being Mansplained to Winning??? I guess

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My win rate has skyrocketed after I stopped counting losses

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My works on fire, how bout yours? It's driving me crazy and I'd rather be bored

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I have beef with @fayori.bsky.social now

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Yo I got early access to the HBO Max app!!! #hbo

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Spreading Asexuality Awareness and Facts is a new hobby of mine

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Texting took jobs away from birds I hope you are happy

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

@umactually.bsky.social Akira Slide is known as the Akira slide, but it was first seen in Lupin the Third!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow is April Fools day I have studied being a fool for 30 years in preparation for this

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

IT Help Desk Secret We have a button we can just click to fix your problems But we choose not to because we enjoy going through long lengthy processes to fix your issues /s

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Feels like every choice I make recently just leads to stress and sadness.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all are Balatro this Balatro that I'm over here waiting for the Go Fish Roguelite

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

You got a license for that gender?

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Trump CAN read He just can't wear glasses without looking "weak"

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact Restarting your PC is not something you should do for every problem For example if you are locked out of an account for some program or website Restarting your PC does absolutely nothing for that

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

Chikorita? Is that one of them new age Transfem names?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for Trump to announce the America Battle pass where for every minority you report or kill you unlock cool cosmetics!

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Time for an Asexual moment: Do people actually get turned on by those Carl's Jr ads with the women in a bikini eating the most juicy burger to never exist on the hood of a car? Like if you think about a Carl's Jr burger do you get aroused?

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

My 10 year old Borderlands 2 Loot crate mouse pad is starting to crumble I have used it for over 10 years and the thing has served me well

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No one told me that the Ace community claimed BLÅVINGAD as their Ikea plush?!? #asexual #ace #BLÅVINGAD

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Gonna start converting my friends into Red Rising readers so I can send them memes

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

When she says Charizard is her favorite Pokemon 💀

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My partner just told me dinner was done in 6 minutes if I was curious What if I'm Thea?

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments

Finished Iron Gold I need a short break from Red Rising (and have the time to wait for the final book) Reading Gideon The Ninth before diving into Dark Age And my book list is growing, let's see how long I can stick to it

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Not sure if I would rather date or be a Lesbian Fox Mulder....

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Tired of posting nonsense for free From now on if you don't see my posts it's because you haven't thrown 3 Quarters minted before 1972 into the closet well to where you last bought groceries (and if it's not the closest it won't count)(yes I will know) Only then will my posts show up again

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think February is going well for me this year 💀

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

User: What are your thoughts on why my laptop froze? Me: I don't know bitch that shit just happens

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Finally in Season 8 of X files This is only my second watch through but I have been waiting for Doggett and telling my partner about him.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is going for the wall meta again I don't think the recent updates made it any better

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Overwatch 2: "Please stop playing Rivals" update actually sounds fun Shame it's only because Rivals is taking their player base though

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being Anti Turtle

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Physics of the Heart would be a dope song name

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

A deergirl who makes a mean cocktail, call her a bartendeer

submitted 147 days ago • 4 comments

Go spam Google Maps Feedback and tell them to change the Gulf of Mexico back to Mexico and not America.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got to play the Red Rising board game with some friends last night. Barely took the win but I had a lot of fun figuring out the various synergies between colors and characters.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments