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Faggot on the verge. 🔞 She/They. Future Episcopalian Seminarian. Bisexual. Demi-Girl. Tumblr: missthingtakesatumble Letterboxd: Miss Thing
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can someone give me $20,000, I need to buy Cheetos and then also have $19,994 leftover

submitted 15 hours ago • 25 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

deliver us not into the bitter pains of eternal death

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Uncut cocks are so much more fun, it’s like unwrapping a labubu with your mouth. 😮‍💨

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

nope!

submitted 16 hours ago • 5 comments

SINNERS WAS A MASTERPIECE

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My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

submitted 22 hours ago • 327 comments

The fact that civilian leadership understands it can’t rein in the police without having their families physically threatened really is a democratic crisis.

submitted 21 hours ago • 19 comments

If we had a dictatorship of the proletariat I could be at brunch right now

submitted 20 hours ago • 33 comments

people take this place way too seriously like it's not that deep i just post when i have something funny to say and when i don't

submitted 19 hours ago • 8 comments

People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse

submitted 19 hours ago • 171 comments

Sorry to be a downer, but the importance of preventative cancer screenings.

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

The number one responsibility of Black people under fascism … keep your job and your benefits

submitted 17 hours ago • 19 comments

Tom Hiddleston stars in the new adaptation of Stephen King's novella — which is somehow a very sweet film about the inevitable approach of death.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Speak for yourself asshole

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Robbie Williams and Tom Hiddleston both coaching the England team for Soccer Aid. My 17 year old self and my current self cannot handle how cute this is.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

texting all my ex-boyfriends "happy father's day ❤️" with a photo of a random child

submitted 1 day ago • 42 comments

Materialists gave me diarrhea. What a weird gift.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

slimer is a class traitor

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes is the song that convinced me that humanity is baseline evil

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

Can’t believe no one wanted to fly to DC to hang out with tanks and the police

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

The parade is neither a roaring call to patriotism or tyrannical show of might. It's something much worse--boring

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Masks are under serious threat at being banned widely due to politicization. This would be a public health disaster. If you are only wearing a mask at protests, please consider also wearing them elsewhere. The more people mask, the more we normalize masks and protect them against bans.

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

Youre going to hear a lot of whining today. Keep it in mind that the IDF fired 355 bullets at Hind Rajab over the course of 6 hours

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Joining the boys for a game of curmudgeon downtown

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

matcha is really good for when you want to lick dirt but there’s no dirt around

submitted 23 hours ago • 17 comments

People are complaining about how cringe things have been at some of the protests- but the ladies in pussyhats showed up, said they are NOT okay with how the world is, spoke truth to power & even if their hats are cringe, you have to give them credit where credit is due. Thank you pussyhat ladies.

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

they should make jobs that are Good

submitted 23 hours ago • 24 comments

Sometimes I see people online who start to psych themselves out because they are uncertain... just want to affirm that yesterday was terrible for the regime. LOL

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Extremely funny that Sabrina Carpenter being the middle of an Eiffel Tower at a concert is fine but the kids are drawing the line at her posing on her knees whilst a man barely has a grip on the ends of her hair

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

happy father’s day

submitted 364 days ago • 8 comments

I've said this before, but so-called ideological diversity only runs rightward, and it never means arguing about economics or something. I already know the conservative position on, for instance, my existence. I'm not going to snap out of being trans because seventeen more people call me a man.

submitted 22 hours ago • 16 comments

Moana: There’s a line where the sky meets the sea and it caaaaaaallllls me Me: *sobbing* My husband: *Sobbing, almost rear-ending another car* Our 2yo: I see a doggie and he is POOPING

submitted 23 hours ago • 15 comments

“Other guy worse” is not enough because, simply, the goal is to build a better world.

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was a socialist in his 30s?

submitted 22 hours ago • 22 comments

Watched Life of Chuck then immediately turned on Trixie and Katya’s UNHhhh episodes about death

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Hey bitch you’re gonna fucking die bitch like an entire universe is gonna get demolished when you’re gone isn’t that fucking sad bitch you little fucking bitch you bitch boy boxd.it/9ZKzKV

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My artpop could mean anything

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By the way ya'll talk about Life of Chuck and Materialists you'd think they'd unleashed the antichrist

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Tom Hiddleston interview for Vanity Fair

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HEY NEW YORKERS If you want to vote in the DEMOCRATIC primary, TOMORROW is your last day to register Check your registration here: voterlookup.elections.ny.gov Register (AS A DEMOCRAT) here: e-register.vote.nyc ****YOU CANNOT VOTE IN THE PRIMARY IF YOU ARE NOT REGISTERED AS A DEMOCRAT****

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The concept of all of us dying because no one with an ounce of institutional power had it in them to stand up to a foreign genocidal ethnostate that most of our elected officials are older than

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probably the most stressful thing you can do to me is lend me a book

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Know your rights.

submitted 7 days ago • 65 comments

"quiet posters" and it's Barbara Streisand

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The Democratic Party right now is basically that guy in a movie hostage scene who stands up like “listen everybody if we just all do everything they say, we’re going to be fine” and then they shoot him in the kneecap and he spends the rest of the movie bleeding out in the corner

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

"fuck around and find out" is also the prime gender strategy

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments