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mistergoats.bsky.social
(he/him) motorcycles and musings. B2B marketing specialist. Support player. Tattoo aficionado.
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Landed in Toronto, stayed upright. There I did the joke.

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The last three months have been surreal; my manager is moving on, our company has been acquired, and my sales team has been completely regenerated.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Waiting in the airport for my wife to arrive. I haven’t been this nervous about a girl since I first started dating her.

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Buying nothing on Friday would be great if it wasn’t a travel day. I have to participate in the economy, but I’ll do my best to make solid choices. But I ain’t walking from Pearson to my hotel in that shit weather.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The frequency of people who get off the SkyTrain and immediately open their phones is astounding. Like, focus! Get out of the way!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Admittedly, “Grace, Too” by the Tragically Hip came on during my workout and I felt a twinge of National Pride.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Wife and I have overlapping business travel; we’ll be apart for 12 days and I’m kind of sad about it. That’s like half a month!

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Maybe I’m just neurotic and the world is too much?

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I find the BC Speculation tax declaration wildly inefficient as it basically goes to everyone who owns a dwelling and maybe only applies to a small percent of people and those people can just lie or find a loophole.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

That’s the first earthquake I’ve ever actually really felt.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Gotta go to a fancy party, so fancy Fluevogs and skull socks.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Also, I have to fly to Toronto next week and that news is crazy balls. Should I wear a helmet on the flight?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

The three-day weekend is amazing unless you have no plans; yesterday I woke up late (8:30am) and felt like half my day was over, and I had nothing to do so puttered around until my wife got home (she doesn’t get the day off). Son slept until 2 and went out. I have to start having better days off.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Hey, do we do real-time menty-b’s here? Or was that reserved for Twitter?

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

At the hospital for an appointment and it’s wild because I’ve lived all over the place (and been in a few other hospitals) but I’m in the hospital where I was born 48 years ago.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

This weekend I bought pussy willows for the living room. I used to be in a punk band.

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

Okay, I admit it. I’m a “6:30am grinding coffee” dad.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Had an amazing meeting with other marketers yesterday and I came away slightly sad, because I don’t think I’m doing enough, by comparison, but also inspired because I can do something amazing.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

My neck is so sore that can’t fill out this briefing process survey. Ya. That’s it.

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