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LET THEM COOK www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/o...

the Grammys could NOT have gone better I am SEATED for the cowboy Carter tour!!!!!

The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices. We hammered this time and time again and yet.

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okay crazy idea but what if we invented a time machine and went back and fixed, y’know, everything

So genocide… The cruelty has no bottom

I hope this finds you.

it’s 6:30 AM and I’ve been up for an hour, this is NOT natural

I need people to see this absolute diva of a Pokémon card vending machine I met yesterday

Hopped up on Celsius and bringing this energy like the menace I am 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

I’ve never been a person who closely follows the Oscars but I’m glad y’all are finding some joy this morning 🥳

literally what is a funko pop

The Democratic Party needs to get out of this woman's way.

hi yeah so do the people freaking out over meta “auto following” trump not realize the potus and vp accounts just changed names??

Today is a day for sitting at the desk and writing something.

"Dissipation is actually much worse than cataclysm" La escribió Tracy Letts en 2007 para hablar de la decadencia en una familia americana y es la frase perfecta para el día de hoy

I’m simultaneously told to believe this man’s a genius yet doesn’t understand what a Nazi salute is

I’m at a coffee shop that uses uncooked linguini (!!!!) as climate -friendly biodegradable coffee stirrers (!!!!!!!!) and it’s a genius idea

So, I say this with sincerity and gentleness: A lot of the work right now is going to involve protecting your individual communities. We've all seen how MAGA thinking can trickle down locally, and we need to have the tools to defend and protect ourselves AND our more vulnerable neighbors.

Would really prefer if the guy next to me on this flight wasn’t watching the inauguration

Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...

New York hell is missing your train by .2 seconds because tourists can’t swipe metrocards

Okay late to the party but i’m finally becoming a SZA fan

2025 is the year of swimming

Here’s the deal: Make reading your hobby this year. It’ll expand your mind, grow your perspective, and if you grab a library card, you’ll be supporting authors too (yes, in places like the UK, AU, NZ, and Canada, libraries pay authors!). Reading isn’t just fun—it’s a win for everyone.

That was, by far and without question, the best Dec 31 + Jan 1 of my life

I accidentally didn’t post anything here for 9 days

nyc ✈️ ohio

Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people

swimming really is a cheat code for abs huh

I say “fuck off” out loud to intrusive AI features at least 20 times a day.

My upstairs neighbors must be getting REALLY good at dance dance revolution

It’s the time of year when it’s acceptable for gigging musicians to play the melody of jingle bells over the final chord of any song

it’s Friday night and I love being a homosexual

Hit me like a punch in the gut

alas