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One day we’ll build an AI so advanced it will be able to tell me if my cats really appreciate the fantastic songs I write and perform for them. What a time to be alive

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The obvious way to win the culture war is to convince the morons that all vegetables and healthy foods are “woke” and they all die of malnutrition. The ground work has already been done

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In a secular modern society, church bells should throw off their shackles of tradition and sound popular out ditties periodically throughout the day. Imagine how it would lift the spirits of the townsfolk if Wham’s “Wake me Up” chimed in the hour. I won’t be dissuaded on this.

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These nvidia prices, you heard about this? GPU, more like “Gee, pee-eww” amirite? (I’m getting a 5090)

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I’ve invented a new tv show off the back of a WhatsApp message. Details tbd but the title is ‘Diagnosis: Vampire”

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Console warring has hit the AI space

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“Snitches get stitches”, and “a stitch in time saves 9”. If I hasten, I can be silencing some 45 snitches come evensong

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Seasonal shades of green and Grey

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Why has no one thought of this title for the switch successor

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I found out 4 days ago that vice city, a game I’d always meant to get round to, was leaving Netflix on December 13th. So i decided to marathon it with, with hours long sessions well into the night over the past 72 hours, and I have done it. This is not the way I recommend playing this game.

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Great to see all the positivity around indy, a game that no one was excited about really coming out of the blue and getting game of the year type praise. Even with the struggles around stalker, that game seems to be pleasing its own crowd. Xbox having an incredibly strong end to 24.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo lawyers are known for their relentlessness, but Super Plumber has triple-leaped™ right over them

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Found a Lizalfos in Mexico that I assume is weak to ice arrows. Alas all I had in my inventory is mosquito repellant (Lvl 1)

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Hi! I’m the video game genie! I can grant you 3 video game related wishes, what’ll it be? Be careful of the monkey paws mind 🎮

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Sitting proudly on the shelf, the final word on the form vs function debate

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Having a holiday romance with my new handheld. As powerful as an Ally X and about the size of a switch lite. And an OLED screen! This will definitely be the last handheld I buy (in 2024)

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I get up very early sometimes. So Humphrey demands his breakfast very early also. I give in, which means he gets hungry for his lunch early. Which means, if I don’t supply him with more food, he will try to eat my thumbs. It’s a terrible cycle

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

About 3% of the install base.