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A lot of dangerous fights could have been avoided in #DBZ if the world championship just banned contestants who do not reside nor work on Earth. I mean, what country was that demon king being sponsored by?

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Oh thank God. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com

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Either one of my neighbors has either been baking cookies all day with their windows open or I have been having the longest stroke ever.

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"Filters go weird when they see any irregular sh t, particularly with hands;; Too many points of articulation. So, if it's trying to smooth skin, but your knuckle looks atypically shaped due to calluses and cartilaginous buildup, it could make it look you got tricked by a monkey paw..."

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My office in 2015: "Some asshole burnt popcorn in the microwave!" 2025: "I wonder if they threw it out? I should check before someone else grabs it."

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Dammit, Nichole! The pizza pan doesn't fit in the fucking dishwasher!

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So, I was wiping my ass and my back cracked. I'm gonna die, right?

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I CAN NOT wait until spring, so I can shovel "Turd Mountain" from the chicken coop.

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Anyone know this guy? Stole about $800 worth of back issues from the shop today, got him on camera. Bay Area people, please repost!

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So, I'm from Vermont, does everyone else in the US know that, during a full moon with clear skies, the light reflects off the snow and it is basically as bright outside as an overcast day? It pisses off Biscuit, my rooster, to no end. Shut up Biscuit!

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I'm sorry, but who are these people that expect "the Dems" to stop Trump? It's not the Dems, because they sure as fuck didn't start this shit and were told to fuck off. So, fellow Americas, what was your fucking plan?

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www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck...

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I love that Trump is flailing because he's getting resistance despite flooding the zone. The opposition has access to project 2025 too, you idiot. For you, it's a blueprint. For them, it's Marty McFly's fucking almanac. They're not 10 steps ahead, they're all the steps ahead.

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Why didn't they cast Anson Mount as live action Rick Flag Sr? We know he's got that "dead son gear"!

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Jokes on you SmartWatch! You congratulated me for going for a walk, but I was just huffin' a dougie outside. In hindsight, I must have been weirdly animated about it. #TheMoreYouKnow

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Hey Democrats, more of this please. Fighting spirit and what not.

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So... eggs are cheaper now, right? Just kidding, I own chickens. Go fuck yer'selves.

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Man, I wish Evanescence had a second song.

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With a bus full of doctors and nurses, why didn't they just perform CPR on the chicken? Wait... It wasn't a chicken... I wasn't a chicken!!!

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The health app on my watch, that wants me to take little walking breaks, has finally synced up with my IBS. The bathroom at work is super far from my office. So now, when I get done doin a shit, my watch buzzes and says "great job". It fucking rules.

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I just had a thought so scary/sad that I don't remember it, but I do remember that I instinctually chose to forgot it. This isn't the first time. Anyone else do this? Not the forced forgetting, but the remembering having to.

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There's this white pit bull on the corner of my street. He barks and runs the fence whenever I walk my dog. I swear to god I saw him double jump. It was a fucking miracle.

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How did he get those scars?

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www.twitch.tv/rkdiacomics I'm just shy of the 50 follower goal needed for a bonus stream in the coming week! Arting away on a Saturday!

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Dobby looks like he made it to the last chapter he's in.

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It seems like the night before recycling day is always rainy and the day of is always windy AF. I put mine out in the morning in a sealed bin, so at least I know all this wet garbage on my lawn isn't mine. Except, now it is.

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I know my girlfriend thinks that the recycling bin is fucking magic, but a Christmas bow? Making me sort the zero sort. They're not making anything from your damn yogurt foils!

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#Bluesky news update!

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If Kami had absorbed Piccolo in their Namekian fusion then there would still be dragonballs on earth and they wouldn't "need" to kidnap Dende and potentially rob New Namek of a dragon of their own. Just saiyan. #DBZ

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But I'm still trying to make time to use the old one! Fuck... how much is the new one?

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#DieHard is totes a #xmasmovie Remember: Sgt. Al Powell shot a kid. He shot a kid and he still has a gun. When he talks about it, he doesn't regret murdering a child, he laments his inability to raise a gun again. This cop killed a kid and feels bad that it ruined gunplay for him. Fuck that kid.

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This Xmas season, please consider that Mogwai and even Gremlins might not be inherently violent. Gizmo was a Mogwai too, he just wasn't ONLY A DAY OLD! Baby's are difficult. Their brains arent full developed. I have personally been bitten by a baby. I did not feel the need to KILL IT WITH FIRE!