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Thought it would be really funny to do a loud fart in front of my wife and kids but when I tried to push it out my appendix burst :(

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Met Homer Simpson a few years ago and he’s nothing like he is on TV. Really intelligent, down-to-earth, etc.. Really goes to show that you can’t trust everything you see on TV

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My dad just walked into the room and gave my wife the best kiss she’s ever had in her life. wtf…

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I once had awful sex with Donald Trump in the 1st floor bathroom of Trump Tower. He kept on calling me “Rosie the Pig” and his semen smelled like urine mixed with bleach

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Dick fell off again. #fuck this #shit

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all millenieals, gen x, and boomers are "From Reddit ". I have a funny image which proves this

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My first collection of poetry "I Promise I Don't Want to Hurt Myself" is here and free to download directly using the links below in both PDF and EPUB formats. Repost because links were broken! PDF: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/n5od4... EPUB (E-Readers): www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/epui9...

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A streamer I really enjoy watching is going through some serious shit. Please consider donating the the gofundme: gofund.me/b23aa85f - or via direct donation: streamlabs.com/echoplexmedia or venmo.com/echoplexmedia

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“I thought I heard you giggling to yourself in your soup.” Anyone else’s wife say to them on a daily basis?

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idiot‼️

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I’m trying to get to #TenMillionFollowers because I am a #Democrat who wants Biden to make my calves cramp! #BidenIsMyPresifent #SuckOnThisTump

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Coughed really hard and my penis fell off my body. Thinking about selling it on Facebook Marketplace…for a decent price…

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How do I get famous on here? How stupid of a post do I have to make to get you stupid assholes to pile on me and start me on #TheRoadToSexiestBlueskyAccpountWithOneMillionFollowers

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Cindy K Currier is considering joining Bluesky. She's a bizarre sovereign-citizenesque failed cult leader who has declared herself queen of the Earth with fake decrees she posts online. Let's learn a little about her so we can give her a proper welcome to Bluesky ;)

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If I can’t accomplish #TheJourneyToOneMillionFollowers than this website is fucning cooked. Dumbass stupid ass website. Fucking makes my blood boil that I’m having to restart #TheSearchForOneMillonFollowers just because I’m sick of being on #XTheEverythingWebsiteFormerlyKnownAsTwitterDotCum I’MSOMAD

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I had 1 billion followers on X(dot)cum formerly known as Twitter…any way to get those people back on here? Would really help me with the #ClimbToOneMillionFollowers that I’m starting up

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Seriously can’t stop eating this. It’s soooooooo fukcign gooooood

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I would like to get one million followers on #Bluesky #OneMillionFollowers can everyone juice this even if you don’t know me or even if you hate me and want to **** me

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Dragonball Super episode where Goku gets addicted to a phone game where you make your fighter stronger through microtransactions. Chi-Chi finds out he blew a bunch of Zeni that was for Goten to go to an elite tutor so she takes his phone away. Goku vows to become as powerful as his game character.

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me eating big plate of spaghetti ooughhh why can’t it be smaller plate ouughhh Mario from Nintendo breaks into my house and forces me to eat a mushroom that makes me 3x bigger than I was before, making me think the plate is smaller thank you Mario dear :))) Mario grabs me and starts to kiss me

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[[My 1st BSKY post]] The mouth of Flesh Lip & Mandarin's face symbolize the mouth of Mary verbally abusing James. They were inspired by the mouth of the figure in the center painting of “Second Version of Triptych 1944” by Francis Bacon. As a side note, in SH2R, Mandarin appears only in Otherworld.

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Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan playing loudly while zombie bones crunch beneath my wheels

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Heaven is only attainable if you’ve worked on a soundtrack for a Ryu ga Gotoku Studio game

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Doesn’t even look like I took this on the moving sidewalk

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Boarding a plane is heaven for the person that loves standing in line to go nowhere fast

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internal monologue of Jesus on the cross in the voice of BJ from the MachineGames Wolfenstein games daddy…I’m coming home

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I honestly get a little TOO crazy when I listen to Rocky IV (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

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Spider Man 2 is probably one of the best looking games I’ve ever played

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I refuse to believe that Bobbi Althoff is a real person. Sorry! I’ve been around the block one too many times to think that she exists. Try harder next time when you’re coming up with a fake person. Pretty low effort attempt when you’re just changing “Bobby” to “Bobbi” I mean come the fuck onnnnnnnn

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takes uncomfortably long hit off vape this shit coughs tastes like wheezes SPAM fried rice

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If they made Star Wars today the villain would be Canceller Palpatine

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I’m shooting street craps with Nermal next to a burning barrel

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We're taking pictures with floating cars in Spider-Man Remastered @ Twitch.tv/r1ku4ev3r

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look at this dumb ass!!!!!!

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There’s never been a better time to discuss Ada Wong and Ada Wong related topics. It’s all happening at Twitch.tv/r1ku4ev3r

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Late night Separate Ways stream, come hang with fellow Ada Wong enthusiasts www.twitch.tv/r1ku4ev3r

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Having a little film festival this weekend…

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Just found out all 300 of my “fuck like a guy who has had sex before” series of books are being used to train ChatGPT to fuck. Mr. GPT, you WILL be hearing from my lawyers. full-stack-search-prod.vercel.app

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