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How dare any representative vote on anything without reading what they are voting for in its entirety. I don’t care if it’s 2000 pages. You get paid for nothing. Most of you do nothing. You can at least read you simpletons. Maybe half at least.

Fuck Palantir. Put that in my file you cucks.

The hypocrisy of the right continues with their delusional attacks on Biden’s mental state while Trump is mentally melting away in front of us.

Imagine Obama selling pardons at exclusive dinners.

Donald is aging so quickly. It’s like a reverse Benjamin Buttons. So normal progression of life I guess?

This is just one more reason America is fucked. 20% of adults are virtually illiterate reading at below a 3rd grade level? No wonder Trump is president. www.sparxservices.org/blog/us-lite...

The finest people. Trash. Every single one of them. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Imagine the shitshow if a Democratic President demanded price control.

Every day, we should all be asking the same questions of our political representatives and political reporters: Has the president been removed from office yet because of his obviously broken brain? No? Why not?

Every product I bought last night on a Walmart order was replaced today with the same exact item but at least 25% more. Literally. Every item from a 13 item order. 17.89>24.89. 9.99 > 13.99. This country is so cooked. Thanks Trump!

Bank of America freezing accounts of those suspected of not being legal US citizens?

Apparently all of my emails have been banned by Facebook. Trying to create a new business account and they will not approve anything linked to me. All of my accounts have been turned off and all emails are now associated with violations. Hmmm.

Apparently the Republican definition of small government is government run by one rapey senile criminal.

Stepford sugar baby Karoline Leavitt should shut the hell up. Everyone knows he’s in this to make himself more wealthy and that is all.

Why is Trump letting India attack Pakistan? Doesn’t he control everything? Cant he exert his influence?

Idiot tax.

Fitting these dumb fucks would use the red light sabers. Only used by those corrupted by the force and have embraced the Dark Side. Heil Darth Trump.

Please be true. Please be true. Please be true.

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

President can’t tell the difference between faded tattoos and clearly added photoshopped text in different fonts. This whole country is so cooked.

Trump did this.

I give 100% every week at work. 10% Mondays 30% Tuesdays 20% Wednesdays 30% Thursdays 10% Fridays

Where’s my Avalanche fans at?! Let’s go LANDY!!!!!!

Oh someone told grandpa president to shut up about Jerome. Backtracked again.

I wish I could fuck up at my job every day as badly as this administration does and still be loved by 1/3 of my coworkers who believe I am the second coming.

Fed warning translated. “Y’all are likely pretty fucked and we can’t save you.”

Now we’re at the “well maybe let’s test jailing American citizens” in foreign countries stage of this administration. How long until we start getting branded and tattooed for not having voted for orangey mcrapey?

So the president manipulates the market so his pals can make money. Brags about it. Let’s congress in on the scam. And somehow isn’t in jail? What the actual fuck you worthless shitbag representatives?! Do your fucking jobs and uphold the laws of this country.

Spine of steel. Skin of leather. Hair of an old broom.

Good news. Dire wolves are back to eat our corpses when we all die of starvation.

I can’t afford any more of this winning.

If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.

For my genX

People who panick type in all caps.

The best part of waking up is retaliatory tariffs making what’s in your cup much more expensive today than it was yesterday.

Fuck you penguin. Tariffs. And you didn’t even dress for the occasion.

The United States is #1 in the world…at tariffs.

Recall #Jimbanks. What a garbage representative.

Kid fully embracing the “I’m a 70 year old woman from Dallas at a 4th of July parade” vibe showing off the new DOGE team uniforms.

Breaking: RFK Jr. has forced out PETER MARKS, the nation’s top vaccine regulator. In his resignation letter, obtained by the Post, Marks said he was willing to work with RFK Jr on his vaccine concerns — but said Kennedy wishes “subservient confirmation of his misinformation and lies.”

Just in NIH grants, It looks like beautiful Iowa City, home of the U of Iowa, will lose $71m in funding. That's almost $1k per resident. And that's before all the other cuts to SSA, FDA, etc. Anyone in Iowa City that can offer more insight? scienceimpacts.org H/T to Prathima !

So there aren’t enough air traffic controllers in Denver today to handle the air traffic and now flights are being delayed. #fuckdoge #fuckelon