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misterretsim.bsky.social
Erotica author. He/Him. Writing futa, hyper and other ridiculous things! Consider supporting me on Patreon: http://patreon.com/MisterretsiM MINORS BEGONE!
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As much of a chore editing tens of thousands of words in one sitting is, it does have its benefit. As egotistical as it might sound, I am reminder that I am at the very least a decent writer when I reread my work one last time before it goes out

This week we sat down with @murasakishokushu.bsky.social to chat about what goes into making 3d animation open.spotify.com/episode/6mxZ...

It is finished some couple thousand words later, and now just needs its final, top to bottom edit

I’m so god damn close to being finished

on #Literotica now. @literotica.com : www.literotica.com/s/sunstreamers AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/63278962 HF: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

hey here's a new story. coming soon to Literotica. AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/63278962 HF: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

I’m sorry for not releasing anything on any platform. I’m trying to finish this piece for Patreon. I’m having some weird health problems. I don’t know

I really wish I could go like, more than a couple weeks without my back hurting. I need to be better about stretching in the morning

Hey mature content creators! Don't forget to inform your followers to turn on their settings so they can view your work!

Officially one month cigarette free

Haven’t done a word count update in a long time, but I’m at like 40k words or something stupid for this WIP

Oh My God, I Love Raye

I think when I try dating again, I’d like to give the BDSM-lifestyle thing another shot. I feel like I’d do better at now than I did in my early 20’s. Maybe I just crave it again because I dreamt about it last night

Life was so different a year ago

Here's a glimpse into my writing process: I like to just leave little notes at the bottom of stories I'm writing, usually specific words I want to use or scene ideas I don't want to forget. Anyway, here's the ones I have left for this WIP haha

Will I release something publicly tomorrow? Who knows. I certainly have been forgetting to do that half my job a lot lately. For any Patrons reading this, I am chipping away at the Hana story as much as I can. I'm at nearly 35k words total

GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY THAT THANG IS JUICY

So… a family member of mine asked to borrow $500 and said they would give it back in 4-5 days. Two weeks ago. I just learned that same person doesn’t have a job. If anyone would like a $500 fully rigged, fully textured blender model, let me know.

Watched Heretic tonight. Was kinda mid imo. Very much a movie carried by its cast - the acting was absolutely stellar. But the pacing was so slow that it never felt suspenseful or scary. I really expected more from a religious horror then contrived, reddit-level “religion is bad and fake” arguments

Idk why I thought quitting smoking when my writing output and motivation is the worst it’s been in nearly 4 years

Needing Attention She looks restless; you may as well shoot your shot. Compliment her dress!

Thinking about this again, and mostly realizing that it’s just talking to Hero players that garners this reaction

now that I've got thinking about this, I realize I did sort of do a Family Dinner story already (and Cassandra wasn't even in it 😭) archiveofourown.org/works/46056385

Prop Prep So annoying when one of the store props is being a pain to get set up.

Even if you do not create/consume/like NSFW media you must speak up for SWs and NSFW creators b/c the criminalizing and banning of it is just another step towards fascism. It will be used to target minority groups, LGBT, etc. and anything deemed "unsanitary" or "degenerate".

I don't know

Apparently I had my DMs here closed to people I wasn’t following. They are now open to anyone