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is there a computer mouse that also shoots lasers

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decades from now palm readers will rule the earth , who else can know the future and use it to their advantage ?? we must get them on our side now before it’s too late

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BREAKING: scientists have discovered a little guy

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watching my follower count go down rapidly due to a recent post welp win some lose some

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finally a tough marshmallow, for Guys Like Me

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BREAKING: hydration has been cancelled due to “woke”

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CBS has ordered a pilot for a new “Dicks” spin-off, currently titled “Dicks: Cocks”

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harshmallow: the marshmallow for men

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someone smarter has probably laid out a solid argument about this but dont we already have socialized medicine in medicare? why not just expand medicare to cover all ages? is there a reason not to do this?

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imagine squirtle going on a 70s daytime talk show and just squirting the host in the face after every question

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maybe i will buy a cannon like the old school carnival kind that you can fire a person out of do they still do that

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Final day to repost this!

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they’re called posts until someone says they have to be, then their called skeets

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people underestimate the power of a good sandwich

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optimus prime had it so easy

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how many times do i have to post the wendys sponge bob burger

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so whats the verdict on jet fuel melting steel beams again?

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hark the harold angels sing, glory to the new found hank

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what do they call soup in outer space

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going to stick “i funded fascism” stickers on every tesla i see from now on

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i would never wear a shirt with another mans face on it, that’s cuck behavior. if youre wearing a shirt with another mans face on it youre pretty much watching him fuck your wife

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im not a cuck so i dont use Tweet Dot Com anybody still using Tweet Dot Com is almost certainly watching elon musk fuck their wife right now

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fuck everlasting

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debunking a bunk-bed conspiracy theory and calling it “bunk debunk”

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god forgives, i dont

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i love texting and driving! and they say men can’t multi-task

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wait… edward forty hands???? i raise you: edward FIFTY hands put that in your pipe and smoke it

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god forgives for all sins except 1: breathing

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hey guy shave you tried the new wendy spong eburger

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wendy sponge burger

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behind every “great man” is an army of puppeteers operating his every twitch with such nuanced movement you’d never know he was’t alive

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is there a computer mouse that also shoots lasers

decades from now palm readers will rule the earth , who else can know the future and use it to their advantage ?? we must get them on our side now before it’s too late

BREAKING: scientists have discovered a little guy

watching my follower count go down rapidly due to a recent post welp win some lose some

finally a tough marshmallow, for Guys Like Me

BREAKING: hydration has been cancelled due to “woke”

CBS has ordered a pilot for a new “Dicks” spin-off, currently titled “Dicks: Cocks”

harshmallow: the marshmallow for men

someone smarter has probably laid out a solid argument about this but dont we already have socialized medicine in medicare? why not just expand medicare to cover all ages? is there a reason not to do this?

imagine squirtle going on a 70s daytime talk show and just squirting the host in the face after every question

maybe i will buy a cannon like the old school carnival kind that you can fire a person out of do they still do that

Final day to repost this!

they’re called posts until someone says they have to be, then their called skeets

people underestimate the power of a good sandwich

optimus prime had it so easy

how many times do i have to post the wendys sponge bob burger

so whats the verdict on jet fuel melting steel beams again?

hark the harold angels sing, glory to the new found hank

what do they call soup in outer space

going to stick “i funded fascism” stickers on every tesla i see from now on

i would never wear a shirt with another mans face on it, that’s cuck behavior. if youre wearing a shirt with another mans face on it youre pretty much watching him fuck your wife

im not a cuck so i dont use Tweet Dot Com anybody still using Tweet Dot Com is almost certainly watching elon musk fuck their wife right now

fuck everlasting

debunking a bunk-bed conspiracy theory and calling it “bunk debunk”

god forgives, i dont

i love texting and driving! and they say men can’t multi-task

wait… edward forty hands???? i raise you: edward FIFTY hands put that in your pipe and smoke it

god forgives for all sins except 1: breathing

hey guy shave you tried the new wendy spong eburger

wendy sponge burger

behind every “great man” is an army of puppeteers operating his every twitch with such nuanced movement you’d never know he was’t alive

i think its great that you have a hobby and no offense but i dont want to see your sexy cereal mascot cosplay

“winning!” sobbing

look! it’s a disgraced bluesky elder!

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