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๐˜‘๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ ๐™„๐™˜๐™š ๐˜พ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ข ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ฃ! ๐Ÿจ ๐˜“๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ซ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ- ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ' ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ข! ๐˜ข ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜บ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ #๐‘แด€แด แด‡ษด๐‡แด‡x
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. . sometimes, dead ๐ˆ๐’ better . . #๐‘แด€แด แด‡ษด๐‡แด‡x

drown your existential dread in a scoop of ice cream.

lick that ice cream off deez nuts.

got some yellow snow cones for you fuckers!

sounds like a jolly good time!

sure! if you'd like.

as it concerns his competition, if you can't beat em, face fuck 'em!

the grille of my truck is marketed towards them when going 60 mph in a schoolzone.

i serve adults only. kids are fuckin' scabs.

oh, yes! everyone loves my special blend of ๐๐ˆ๐† ๐…๐€๐“ ๐๐”๐“๐’ in their ice cream!

business is booming! i've been experimenting with all new flavors and the patrons love it so!

perhaps . . we got off on the wrong foot. names rick. i'm a . . local . . ice cream man. a private purveyor, unaffiliated with those large chains therefore unequipped to provide you with such flavors. you understand.

thanks, pal. one "candy" cigarette in exchange.

THIS ISN'T BASKIN FUCKIN' ROBBIBS, PUMPKIN FUCKER!

you know i do, john. you know i do.

i see her quite often. all the time infact! she's always been very welcoming to me!

i like the way you think, little bunny! say, ever met a girl named lucy? she's usually in the sky with diamonds!

glad you warned me! i was about to start snorting like crazy!

who wants to suck my balls!? new ice cream balls now available! listen for the jingle, my balls will make your tongue tingle!

i've got ice cream, as always! or fresh organs, but perhaps thats an acquired interest . .

โThere a million ways to kill someone that leaves them able to walk awayโž ๐–ถ๐—‹๐—‚๐—๐–พ๐—‹ ๐–ณ๐–บ๐—€: #Articulaษซโ„ฏGโ„ฏm ๐–ซ๐—‚๐—โŽฅ๐–ฃ๐–พ๐—Œ๐–ผ๐—‹๐—‚๐—‰๐—๐—‚๐—๐–พโŽฅ๐–ค๐—‘๐—‰๐–พ๐—‹๐—‚๐–พ๐—‡๐–ผ๐–พ๐–ฝ ๐–ฒ๐—๐—‚๐—‰๐—Œ ๐—/ ๐–ผ๐—๐–พ๐—†๐—‚๐—Œ๐—๐—‹๐—’ ๐–ฑ๐–พ๐—๐—๐–พ๐–พ๐— ๐–บ๐—‡๐–ฝ ๐–ฅ๐—ˆ๐—…๐—…๐—ˆ๐—

that bitch looks like she could use a scoop or two to loosen up!

โ €โ €๐‘€๐ด๐‘…๐‘†๐ป๐ด ๐‘„๐‘ˆ๐ผ๐‘†๐‘‡. โ €The Howling. | (N)SFW. | Horror. | RP. | Written by, #๐‘๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘‘ ๐Ÿฉธ. | โ™ก + โ†บ

i love a good nut in my ice cream. i like to bust them out myself, in fact!

if you'd like them!

there's an abundance of glaze in every nut!

savory and sweet is a classic combo!

๐๐”๐“๐’ ๐ˆ๐ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐ˆ๐‚๐„ ๐‚๐‘๐„๐€๐Œ

someone sure has a sweet tooth! and fantastic taste as well!

french vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe!

happy new year! take care of those healthy eating resolutions later on! have ice cream today!

anyone have any spare teeth?

vicky ought to be more generous with her scoops. i think we've become close enough that i can call her vicky now.

Ricky's got a pretty nice smile.

now ๐“๐‡๐€๐“ guy is spooky!

๐’๐–๐„๐„๐“ ๐“๐Ž๐Ž๐“๐‡ ๐šƒ๐š†๐™ธ๐š‚๐šƒ๐™ด๐™ณ ๐™ผ๐™ด๐šƒ๐™ฐ๐™ป #๐‘แด€แด แด‡ษด๐‡แด‡x

now you have a true ๐—œ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—–๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ป to fear!

this is just my face!?

i didn't say anything!

everyone dig in!

do you happen to have any squid ink croissants?!

i think this calls for an ๐™„๐™˜๐™š ๐˜พ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ข ๐™‹๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ฎ!

does that mean you don't think i'm a zombie anymore?