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Muse for hire, editor for grins, scriptwriter for the masochist in me. Welcome to The Chia Pet Cemetery.
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Why does a Boomer that gave away our social security numbers to a foreigner with a laptop want to stop the FBI from warning seniors how to not get scammed by online grifters?

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If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing.

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They could have quickly passed a ton of things to redirect Trump's attention & slowed him down. They could have demanded security background checks on all his associates before he took over. They could have demanded a recount.

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Demand a recall. chng.it/bqVy8nRty7

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LOCK-N-LOAD

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Do cowards ask themselves? Did I choose something I could regret? Did I do something I should regret? Is this the place I used to call fatherland?

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FAFO: Jury Duty Dodging Edition Judge Richard T. Snyder tried to avoid jury duty in 2023 by first identifying himself as a judge & then saying, "I know everybody come in front of me. I know they are guilty. They would not be in front of me." The judge who was overseeing the selection reported him.

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Awesome title. And true. amp.cheezburger.com/39091717/the...

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Milk does a body good - unless you down 6 gallons in 2 days. www.livescience.com/health/food-...

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Such AMAZING insulting nicknames for Trump - I had to rewind twice. Yes, I listened 2.5 times.

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This conversation took a left turn somewhere in between.

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Dumbest Fuck Award goes to... JACK!

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"There are no benefits left on your current claim, which is in effect until Jun 28, 2025. You may file a new claim on Jun 29, 2025." That's that for me.

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If a Nazi says it's a Nazi salute - it's a fucking Nazi salute.

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