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Love when a scary movie does a lil high pitched piano do-do-la-do to build suspense and then strings come in like wah-woo-woo, and you know it's spookin' time.

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I imagine if dogs could talk at the dog park it'd be like Dog: HEY Y'ALL WANNA SMELL THIS PISS! Other dogs: Hell yeah let me get a whiff of that.

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submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

using "the other guy sucks!" as a voting tactic is bad both because 1) if you announce you're willing to vote for a bad candidate just because the other guy is worse, that's all you'll get & 2) it clearly doesn't work, as evidenced by how the worse parties win at least half of the time anyway

submitted 1 day ago • 114 comments

Ninalevyn would make a beautiful name for a daughter.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Message from IT: Please do not leave notes scattered around your workspace that say, for example "Remember the code to the upstairs file room is 2499, if you need to access the file room and grab the top secret server key, which we keep hidden there."

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Yawned too big and pulled a muscle in my jaw. Might as well put me out to pasture now.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

like this was over 6 years ago!! she did not give a fuck!!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

NYT found the “big beautiful bill” would be the largest transfer from the poor to the rich in a single law since at least 1990. In fact, it would be the largest transfer *ever.* Reagan’s low-income cuts were MUCH smaller - and his tax cuts were done separately. And before him, nothing comes close.

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

Was at a small festival waiting while a band set up and started talking to the guy next to me, we had like a 20 min conversation about music and random stuff and at the end he was like "my bands headlining tomorrow night you should check us out." He was the guitarist for Future Islands.

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Move to hold the agents who assaulted a sitting senator in contempt of Congress. Call for articles of impeachment against Noem. Stop working on crypto legislation. Demonstrate the stakes of what is happening in LA with your actions.

submitted 4 days ago • 106 comments

this is blatant fascism. will dems do ANYTHING about this? ….no. probably not.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Newsom cozied up to the Right, doing podcasts with Steve Bannon and capitulated to Trump with throwing trans people under the bus and he is still getting called a "radical socialist" letting "migrants invade the country." There is no appeasment of facists.

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No one ever talks about how vampires only poop at night.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments