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Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
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ave maria, gratia plena. dominus tecum. benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus et benedictus fructus ventris, ventris tui, jesus sancta maria, MY PUSSY TASTES LIKE PEPSI COLA

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

cops doing crime on camera. as @chadloder.bsky.social has been pointing out all day, this is totally illegal. cops doing crime. on camera. adjust your stupid headlines accordingly.

submitted 10 hours ago • 127 comments

Red Mages are the bisexuals of the magic world.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

If you mispronounce something with enough confidence no one will call you out on it. I've been calling her Chapelle Rowan for years and no one has corrected me.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Yes was kinda spittin' when they said "Owner of a lonely heart, much better than a owner of a broken heart."

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

i stayed at an air bnb in niagara on the lake a few years ago after going on a vineyard cyclist tour and the place was beautiful and completely normal until i walked into the bathroom and these were the shower curtains

submitted 640 days ago • 23 comments

Imagine time traveling back to ancient Babylon to explain to Nanni how, almost 4000 years later, people are still dunking on Nasir and his shit ass copper. That stone tablet is truly the GOAT of hating.

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*waiting for the bathroom* Door opens guy looks at me surprised and says "OH!" I just give him a nod back. Another guy comes out behind him and also says "OH!" all surprised. Tbf it was a open room urinal/toilet bathroom. But they made it real weird seeing me when they came out.

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Shout out to the guy behind me in line buying a rack of ribs and a bottle of vodka at 10am.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

wilson phillips keeps telling me if i hold on for one more day things will go my way but it’s been years and i’m starting to feel like they’re lying

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Played the demo for Hell Is Us. I'm hyped for it. Story is interesting, had fun with the battle mechanics.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wife: Honey if your neck still hurts you should get a massage. Me, who bought a spirit camera at an antique shop that revealed the ghost of a girl I killed in a hit-and-run years ago sits on my shoulders and repeatedly reverse hurricanranas me into the floor nightly: "Definitely"

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Mufo popped up in my dream. I must be spending too much time on here.

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w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

SNL this weekend gonna do something like a musk/Trump parody of "Somebody I Used to know" music video.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I know it's Table Top but I can't stop reading TTRPG as Turn Table RPG

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky rn

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My wish came true.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Big day for people who hate awful people.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

right into my fucking veins

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Really annoying how much of history is some guy getting rejected and making it everyone else's problem.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Cross-posting from the official Final Fantasy account on Twitter: This developer message from Yasumi Matsuno hits hard.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Centrists out here talking about abundance like they're Dementus from Furiosa.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments