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The voices are not just in your head and everyone can hear them and you are embarrassing yourself
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Do I install Grindr or is that a new low

Lyn Lapid BUZZKILL and I just got to deathwish Ear to ear grinning SHE IS JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL FOR REAL ON GOD ONE HUNDRED UNDERLINED EMOJI CRYING EMOJI PRAYING HANDS EMOJI

I miss that thing when you kiss someone who's just had a drink of water so their mouth is wetter and colder than usual

I need to buy a safe. I can't just leave this shit lying around. But I don't wanna drop 600$ on a 24 gun safe when I only have like four max. I just need a small guy. Also, movers here are quoting me like 200 for four people to move a harbor freight safe. Unbelievable.

Should finally be able to buy ammo this weekend.

Gf who wakes me up by sitting directly on my face

Lyn Lapid new album be like: I get it

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The four most memorable names are mao Jesus Stalin and Hitler. I think that's Funny.

I love Christianity cause it makes cute girls who have never had "sinful" fun before and need an "agnostic colluhd" to show them the ways of the flesh

I'm like if Jesus and Moses and David and eclesiast and the gay one were all the same

If I told you I made a Friend with a Woman would you believe me

My thing with shell pasta is it's more like broken turtle eggs than shells

I did Far Far

The start of reacher s3 is fucking GOOOOOD LET'S GOOOO I AM SO LOCKED IN

Donald Trump has the opportunity to do something hilarious today.

I find it sooooo funny Beretta cancelled their ARX program and designed their New Age Assault Weapon program and ...it's an MCX. Like. Identical except for the back portions.

What's it called when you think a not-Deer or a Thing is gonna get into your house and eat you so you sleep with your rifle and a ten rnd clip in it every night? Oh yeah that's called para NOOOOOIIIIIDDDD

Me when I get a disease no one's heard of since Jenner was playing with cows and my dog gets rabies and distemper and Lyme and heartworms and