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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

submitted 6 days ago • 141 comments

the world said no thank you. we wont be needing a second song from the scotty doesnt know guys. just the one for us

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl" Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?" RP: "Yes, about finding my true love" JP: "Great, a classic love song" RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy" JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

If I were the Wizard of Oz, it wouldn’t have gone down like that. My violent suppression of that merry band of interlopers would cause headlines across the land to read “Ruby Ridge at Emerald City!”

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

Me: idk, I feel like the Samuel L. Jackson bits were maybe too heavyhanded, we don’t need the subtext spelled out for us, the audience is smarter than that Me after reading several insane takes about the halftime show: I think maybe the Samuel L. Jackson bits were not heavyhanded enough

submitted 12 days ago • 120 comments

I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

submitted 13 days ago • 225 comments

pics that go hard

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

You can tell Kendrick’s performance was based off of playstation because he was playing no games last night

submitted 12 days ago • 21 comments

having a good laugh as i go what the hell is this terrible song apple music has fed me and then i check and it's an aerosmith song from 2001. yeah i guess that makes sense

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

A portrait of an artist devouring her pain.

submitted 13 days ago • 72 comments

Folks. These brains are broken.

submitted 12 days ago • 185 comments

and for my final wish, Genie, i want to absolutely nail every karaoke attempt of "i believe in a thing called love" by the darkness

submitted 13 days ago • 59 comments

Earth pregnant

submitted 12 days ago • 645 comments

THEM: i’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name HORSE, that does have a name: um ok wow. you never even asked tho

submitted 13 days ago • 38 comments

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

submitted 13 days ago • 427 comments

So I'm a "serf" simply because I'm rooting for my own subjugation? Did you even consider that the lord says these changes will actually be good for me?

submitted 13 days ago • 18 comments

I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)

submitted 14 days ago • 39 comments

wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

submitted 14 days ago • 256 comments

As a writer, I find Ayn Rand's career fascinating because that woman is literally the human version of the law of diminishing returns, every single thing she wrote was worse than the previous thing she wrote, it's extraordinary

submitted 14 days ago • 489 comments

BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in

submitted 14 days ago • 43 comments

Attention span so shot that when I’m actually reading a book the voice in my head goes, “I’m reading a book, I’m reading a book” and therefore I don’t absorb the meaning of any of the words I’ve read.

submitted 15 days ago • 96 comments

I’m worried that Kanye West’s latest flurry of tweets is a sign his marriage to Kim Kardashian might be on the rocks 😰

submitted 15 days ago • 155 comments

Daemonologie: A short folk horror based on the Scottish witch trials katanalevy.itch.io/daemonologie

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

I feel like the term “fantasy football” is a little misleading I honestly thought goblins would have played a larger role

submitted 15 days ago • 47 comments

Why does the capybara get a pass from every animal they encounter 😭

submitted 16 days ago • 125 comments

Mood.

submitted 15 days ago • 151 comments

Least believable thing about Greek mythology is how every character is important and has an intricate story. No regular guys at all. Zeus should have a brother named Steve who just works at the agora and that's his whole thing