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This weekend I will complete hours of soundtrack style recordings using the hydrasynth explore and a plethora of interesting guitar pedals. Then I get to decide what to do with it all hahahahah. I will be setting my keyboard back to default settings after that. Because I got pretty weird there.

Saving money is only impressive if you can maintain quality at the same time. If I throw you out on the street and say "You're welcome, I just saved you a monthly rent payment" that's not really helpful

remember these dildos

Plan ahead. Buy nothing.

More of this

Or maybe I'll make my own movie with it. But regardless, making this soundtrack to nothing has made me happy in a time when nothing seems to do the trick. So there's that. Art is the ultimate therapy.

It feels kind of pointless making art with all that is going on in the world right now... But I have been making some beautiful sounding soundtrack work that needs film placement.

Government funding expires March 14 and there's a chance they'll need Democratic votes to prevent a shutdown so that could be a good time to demand that Musk and his teens are out of government and an impartial investigation into what they've done thus far

If they follow the money they’ll never find me.

Conservatives got a makeover but they're still the same old xenophobic assholes just crazier than ever

Neocons dubya Cheney war profiteer era = neutral evil Project 2025 = lawful evil Musk Trump tech bro coup = chaotic evil #bushfamily #cheneyfamily #dickcheney #project2025 #heritagefoundation #christiannationalists #trump #elonmusk #musk #doge #techbro #alignment #d&d #dungeonsanddragons #evil

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

all these dedicated, intense people getting the rug pulled out from under them. making a lot of enemies that i would hate to have

Of course there are reasons we don't let one person decide what government spending is and isn't legitimate, and chief among them is that this person could be someone who hasn't had a normal life in 30 years. This guy wouldn't know what to do in a grocery store, he's basically an alien

Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

he french kisses that little boy like tom brady

Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl theonion.com/super-b...

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

i completely forgot about that manhattan skunk ape. her and all those creepy little assholes

Why did they call it a bayonet and not a knifle

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

dutifully re editing the chan board cartoons like zombie ants piloted by 4chan fungus

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

i hope all the fucking time and his greasy heart pops in his fat guy chest and then not only is he dead but i wont have to see these fucking breathless reports every time this chomo pig goes golfing for four years

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

Big announcement: we're adding smell to zoom. People can smell you on zoom meetings now. We realize nobody asked for this but technological innovation knows no bounds