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I'm on my Frog and Toad shit player - I'm riding a tandem bicycle with an anxious pimp who complements me perfectly

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I figured out Dexter was a serial killer based off the narration and the murdering I saw him doing

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It would go hard to fill one of those stanley cup bullshit with chili. Sucking up chili walking through town no cares no fear just chili

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

an apple will save your life

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The most ridiculous thing in this dissent

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

As a clinical psychiatrist with 30 years experience and 10 years in the navy (boat driver), I can tell you the reason President Trump wants to influence the Fed so much is because Fed is only one letter away from Fred, his father's name. He wants to control his Dad - classic Oedipus Rex syndrome.

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

@jaketapper.bsky.social you said last night at that event that members of the House don't win the Presidency, Garfield did. If you want to book me on the show that would be cool with me as long I can get a free mug. I am like free to chill if you want to slonk a few beers sometime. Idk im open

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Hope we get an update next year

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

that graph thats being posted around is so funny, i don't even know what it means i just think graphs are a riot

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Been out of commission for maybe a week now? Maybe less, I dunno. But anyway, yeah. I was too busy to know we were supposed to be mad at a website

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

They don’t teach you this in your classes but Eisenhower had a nervous stomach especially before speeches So when he was delivering the line, “We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex,” odds are, he was farting.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment