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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

I just called someone a jackfuck and that’s the energy I’m riding today

Let us not be remembered only for our worst mistakes♥️

her majesty

I imagine it would be hard for her to make eye contact with people

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I wonder if my flip flops are missing me, too

Salute Mylo The Cat who made this years ago

Picture by Terry McBride. Land of the living skies with sun dogs. So cold, so beautiful. Saskatchewan is everything.

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i take my lil tums gummies

Why did the Star Wars movies come out as 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…

Doesn’t everyone do this?

Me, whispering to every recipe I have ever made “Well that’s not enough garlic”

Mentally I’m here.

I really need Trent Reznor to score a musical and get the EGOT he deserves. He’s only a Tony away.

This game is wild #worldjuniors #canada #latvia

This sums it up, yes.

Mitch McConnell helps create villains and then tries to gaslight us into thinking he’s fighting the villains. 🤦🏻‍♀️

WHAT

The universe sends us what we need to work on

Rewatching Friends and I am reminded why hands down Ross sucked

I love that I have not seen one single article stating how much any of the hats Taylor gives to a kid lucky enough to get sold it for. I’m sure there is an agreement but It’s an inherent love and respect for her

Agree.

welcome to middle age you now have strategically placed reading glasses all around your house

Their favourite coffee mug

Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad and The Sopranos and CAILLOU 🤣

TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING 10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs (1/8)

Love this

I’m actually pretty stoked

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Profound.

Truth

I’m pretty sure I bought the $75 million lotto max ticket yesterday. I can feel it

I’ve never met a nice Pam in my life. Facts.