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The same way many magas think Biden overturned Roe, the piss-frostsed felon will soon have them believing Zelensky started the war in Ukraine. And after he guts Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security, he'll tell them the Dems did it. And they'll believe that, too.

Tesla can survive or the American Republic can. Not both. fortune.com/2025/02/27/t...

Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.

Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating. This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens. (Even better: Tesla will hate this)

🚨SCOOP: Elon Musk's DOGE has just imposed a $1 limit on firefighting officials' credit cards, blocking them from buying emergency firefighting supplies & travel to wildfires. Trump has fired 3,400 forest service employees ahead of wildfire season.

Fox News' Kayleigh McEnany - Trump's former press secretary - gushes over Trump saying we could make $50 trillion from his "gold card" plan. "We could pay down our national debt and have – $15tril left over! That’s the big, bold thinking the country needs! He deserves to be able to think that way."

the main effect of firing 800,000 people — in addition to debilitating the federal government — would be to plunge the US economy into a recessionary spiral that rivaled the Great Recession

We are having the worst flu season in 15+ yrs & staring down an avian flu threat that has already spread unchecked in other mammals and taken American life Our government response is to cancel planning for the next flu shot, cancel funding for bird flu vaccines & treatments, & cut Medicaid coverage

Jarvis: You're not going to like what I'm saying next, but we are in the middle of a totalitarian fascist coup in this country.

“How Elon runs it, how he’s hired people.” “How Elon runs it, how he’s hired people.” “How Elon runs it, how he’s hired people.” HOW ELON RUNS IT, HOW HE’S HIRED PEOPLE

The president of the United States is using AI slop to sell war crimes and a potential genocide he considers a real estate deal. It is pitching ethnic cleansing with a meme.

Just want to reiterate it is NOT NORMAL FOR THE WORLD'S RICHEST MAN WHO HAS NO OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ROLE TO ADDRESS THE PRESIDENT AND HIS CABINET. And, also, casually joke about accidentally cutting Ebola prevention for a hot minute.

crazy how stellar reporting can be good for business

Jack Smith’s Lawyers Targeted—Who’s Next? Trump is punishing Jack Smith’s legal team, revoking security clearances and reviewing contracts. No due process, no cause—just political revenge. Prosecutors, lawyers… where does this end? When defending a client is dangerous, democracy is in free fall.

He not only somehow has a voice in that meeting, he gets to interrupt the president, and he doesn’t have to abide by the dress code or even take off his stupid hat.

NEW — House Republicans are putting the brakes on town halls after blowback over the Trump administration's cuts. One GOP aide said House Republican leaders are urging lawmakers to stop engaging in them altogether. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

The House budget reconciliation framework that cuts $1 trillion from Medicaid has just passed. They are literally taking from the sick and poor to give the rich tax cuts.

A newly hired advisor at DOJ is a former judge who received what was then Oregon's longest-ever suspension for misconduct. He also made the news for "for having hung a picture of Adolf Hitler in his courthouse." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/doj-hir...

Having served as a Moscow correspondent in the early days of Putin's reign, this reminds me of how the Kremlin took over its own press pool and made sure that only compliant journalists were given access.

NEW: DOJ now says Trump's pardons cover a Jan. 6 defendant's convictions on unrelated charges for possessing grenades and classified info at his Florida home. Prosecutors also dropped another J6 defendant's gun case today after opposing two weeks ago. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

"The largest savings on the latest version of its list is a $1.9 billion cut at the Treasury Department. But The Times reported last week that this contract was canceled last fall, when Joseph R. Biden Jr. was president — and when DOGE did not yet exist." www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/u...

An idea from North Korea.

It's a con job. The goal of DOGE is not to "cut costs" – it's to disrupt and banish the professional federal workforce so cronies and criminals can take their places.

I'm pretty sure it takes a LOT for the WSJ to go against der Trumpfer, so this may be a big deal: archive.ph/nEHmG

Merit is when you hire don jr’s buddy who has no experience whatsoever. Racism is when you hire a black person who is qualified for the job. bsky.app/profile/kath...

When Vanity Fair asked Trump Jr. for comment, his spokesman replied, "You people are a bunch of retards."

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

This is an INCREDIBLY serious story for Washington, DC. There is one prosecutor for DC: the federal/DOJ US Attorney for DC. That's a Trump-appointed position now. The Trump appointee is corrupt, venal, MAGA. Here the DC police wanted to prosecute a crime, and the Trump USAO SAID NO. 1/

Trump is SHUTTING DOWN all 8000 EV chargers at federal facilities These EV chargers were already bought, paid for with our tax dollars, installed, and operational THIS is what real government waste looks like And what does Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla, think of this?

The United States, Russia, Belarus and North Korea have voted against 93 countries who voted in favor of a United Nations general assembly resolution condemning Russia for Ukraine war. Trump’s America is officially an enemy of the world. This just got extremely serious.

Whose side was Trump's America on when it came to a UN resolution condemning the Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia, North Korea and Belarus. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/w...

The $400M worth of State Department Teslas? Trump admin said that started in Biden White House. But I obtained a document showing the amount Biden's State Department planned to spend on EVs: $483,000. Former WH official on $400M: "I don’t think this is a clerical error" www.npr.org/2025/02/24/n...

20% of Americans say that the economy is currently excellent/good. 59% of Americans say that the economy is getting worse. "This is not a good sign." Welcome to Donald Trump's economy.

“The CIA is conducting a formal review to assess any potential damage from an unclassified email sent to the WH in early Feb that identified for possible layoffs some officers by first name and last initial and could’ve exposed the roles of people working undercover…” www.cnn.com/2025/02/24/p...

It would seem as though this is a federal expenditure that both reporters and budget reviewers might want to scrutinize

So DOGE's 'wall of receipts' is riddled with errors, falsehoods and distortions. big shock. about what you'd expect from 6 tech bros dragged over from the strip club www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

www.businessinsider.com/russia-culti...

you know the tide is starting to turn with these people when you're hearing this kind of shit

Oh fuck, what a grift. J6 terrorists sue a DOJ controlled by Trump; Trump orders DOJ lawyers to settle for an undisclosed amount, both sides agree to an NDA. This can happen dozens, hundreds of times. Just an ingenious way to funnel tax dollars to far-right terrorist groups.

Translation: That’s a nice country you’ve got there. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

The Washington Post wants us to think that some MAGA fascists aren’t as bad as other MAGA fascists. Thanks a pantload, WaPo.

It's no coincidence that Musk's companies are soaring in value as the regulatory agencies that were investigating or suing them are being gutted. The DOGE agenda isn't about "efficiency" — it's about Musk freeing himself from any accountability so he can line his pockets.