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mjelly.bsky.social
I'm not actually a cheese. I'm actually a human he/him.
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My dog is acting very normal and everyone wishes the stitches were out of her neck so we can all get back to absolute normality

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Eat some cheese today!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I wish Hulu would fix their shit so that, upon rewatching a series, it doesn't just loop through the last 45-120 seconds of each episode as if I had just left off there on each one.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Unpopular opinion but I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 39 days ago • 13 comments

Just watched Mickey 17. I have no idea how the book it was based off of went but I feel like there was a way it could have gone that would have led to slightly more philosophical themes instead of - or at least on top of - the themes it did tackle. But anywho, give it a go if you haven't. It was fun

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Going through Bluesky and whenever I see a headline that makes me anxious, I hope it's @theonion.com but it's almost always @npr.org and I stay anxious

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Name me a worse feeling than seeing the person who signed up for karaoke after you SING before you.

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submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

the cruelty is the point

submitted 50 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

If existence was just I'd be Rick Steves. I ain't. It ain't. Do whatever the fuck you want.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

"Oh... You said you wanted a SPA day..." *puts away trumpet and walks off in checkered Vans*

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

(Fred Schneider voice) dirty deeds and they're done dirt CHEAP

submitted 64 days ago • 31 comments

I fucking hate it here.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Excited for my friends in South Jersey right now

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Visual round at bar trivia tonight

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments