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The Jays Celtics really feel like the worst home team the Celtics have ever had, that was still a great team

been playing a lot of thoughtless games this week, it's been kind of nice

I just realized the Lakers are learning a lesson Phil Jackson, as Lakers coach, taught Kobe in the threepeat: You're gonna need the big guy come June. Not that they're making it to May.

gotta admit, I did not see a Scottie Pippen Jr game happening

imagine a reporter asking LeBron after the end of this post-season "What is it like, finally being the second-best player on a team?"

Joker auditioning for an Oscar and Emmy each with that flop, ain't no way Harden can make that man move an inch

Ben Simmons with braids and facial hair looks weird

oh no I overnapped hows the OKC... jesus christ up by 32, holding the second highest scoring team to just 36 points in the first half?

Clippers can't rebound to save their lives right now

Land of a Thousand Dances but it's all idol and vtuber stuff now

Watching some Jason Williams, White Chocolate, highlights and I don't think I've ever seen a player maintain a dribble as high as he will, lots of force and you can see how it makes his bounce passes and fastballs better

A fun thing about looking at old NBA stats is seeing stat lines that would be absolutely insane in any other decade. Like the 1969-70 Lakers having 4 players average 20+ ppg

it's funny to look at a dude like VanVleet, who is as close to 6 foot even as you can be, and think about how small he is, cause it's the NBA and he looks like Muggsy sometimes compared to other players

The Thompson Twins have such incredible jump triggers

the only interesting part of Open AI's latest image generator push is that all those problems people said would be resolved soon, like the fingers and limbs always being fucked up and wrong, all that shit that people pointed out years ago, is still all there