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madeline/maddie | 27 | she/her | big fat socialist | taken | trans/lesbian | Pass the PRO Act
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Have we formed a national labor party yet

You can tell I'm also just in a good mood bc I'm listening to ska

Trump watching Fox & Friends today. And live posting as he watches. It’s been a real long time since he’s done that.

You can tell the estrogen is finally starting to kick in again bc i redownloaded pinterest

bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

Hey how do I find the strength to keep living at my parents' house for the next two to three months

Guess I’m going to jail

Democratic Rep. Jim McGovern destroyed Dan Scavino about the Governors Ball: "They protested you at your own event and you were too stupid to get it." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

issue with “hire more conservative professors” is that they don’t mean “hire a smart guy who happens to think taxes should be lower”, they mean “hire a movement conservative”, and these days there are multiple litmus tests for being that type of person that are “insist this false thing is true”

Suddenly remembering how dumb and pathetic the evil man is and it's quite comforting honestly

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

I love boneless wings :3

What he means by this is that we actually talk about stuff besides everyone becoming gay because Lara Crofts boobs are less pointy

sorry I'm just trying to imagine anything you could say to me after I'd gotten fired (when it was lowkey your fault) that is MORE likely to end with your teeth scattered all over the floor than "God has a plan"

The tide has changed, the winds are shifting. I'm listening to ska again

As a cis person, I promise if you go in good faith your fuck ups will be corrected with minimal sweat. Just treat trans people like people, it’s really that simple

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

so funny that the Republicans seem to be getting everything they wanted but JD Vance can't even successfully endorse a Nazi party in Germany

it's important to state two fundamental truths: no one, not even the worst piece of shit, deserves to die because they can't afford insulin. conversely, no matter how generous and moral and kind you are, if you buy a cybertruck and then it explodes and kills you, it's always funny

somehow its possible to feel really lethargic and sad but also gripped with a panicky terror like something awful is about to happen at any second. the human animal is truly amazing

“We fired all the guards at the bank so they’re not roadblocks to anything that happens.”

Hoping the stress and pressure of being the most hated guy on the planet causes him to OD on K

OK honest question what is the root of this? Is this just how you think on drugs?

Has anybody else noticed a funny sick like feeling after playing with bird poop recently

Every day it’s like “we’re getting rid of a highly qualified woman or minority or disabled person and replacing them with a white guy who majored in skull measuring.”

Get pop pop in a home PLEASE

I almost died giving birth 14 months ago and honestly that was less psychologically trying than the post-inaugural period has been

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

The thing that draws conservatives to Trump is the fact that he's The Fucking Worst. He allows them to be The Fucking Worst. They hate themselves and they hate their lives and they hate everyone else around them. He allows them to share in the revelry of harming those they deem less than.

crosswalks will not make a beeping noise when it’s time to walk anymore, blindness is woke

Young men are not radicalizing towards the far right as though it were something unusual about young men, the far right *is all that remains of the right*. There is no universe where a young conservative man doesn’t marinate in pure 4chan derangement.

Imagine being this unembarrassed to admit that you have absolutely zero fucking idea what the government does. I’m going to fix this! But first, tell me what it is. Who are all of these people. Where is my child armor.

Several good things are happening according r/fednews so I am going to drop them here. If federal workers are fighting back, how much more us? A thread/

let me say that this is the classic “just asking questions” approach to delegitimizing the achievements of black people. and critically, you don’t even have to be a black person who talks about race. simply being black to these people means you are “obsessed with race.”

Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away theonion.com/trump-u...

The Trump regime's segregationist agenda is clear. I argue that having a Black man as president of white America enraged a portion of this country so much, that they decided to destroy any pipeline to Black advancement in academia, government, & workplaces. karenattiah.substack.com/p/trumps-seg...

He nails it.

Being radicalized increasingly since 2016 has just been banging my head against this post indefinitely.

Theres a lot of billionaire romance novels but I really want one where the secret billionaire boyfriend reveals he's a billionaire and the woman lead is like actively disgusted and repulsed. ".... a billionaire? In a world where children starve? Oh god i KISSED YOU AUGH"

every single transportation conversation ever

The student who ripped this sign down did more for trans people than most of our politicians.

Cuckoo star Hunter Schafer has reportedly been given a new passport with an M for the gender marker, outing her as trans to anyone she shows it to. The model and actress says her previous passport was stolen in Barcelona, leading her to apply for a replacement.

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

Wouldn't it be funny if he overdosed on K

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

Gonna need more non-disabled people to see stuff like this and understand that ableism is also one of the integral -isms the right is devoted to, so it should be jettisoned whenever and in whomever you encounter it